Disney Buys Out The NFL As Disney Channel Plans To Take Over The 60th Anniversary Of Super Bowl LXI In February 2027

"Tom Brady, you just outraged your audience by faking your retirement AGAIN!!
What are you gonna do next?
I'M GOING TO WALT DISNEY WORLD!!!!"

The Walt Disnety Company is kicking off its new era of Josh D'Amaro and Dana Walden presidency by taking over one of the biggest TV traditions in the world of sports, THE SUPER BOWL!!!! Disney has started a new campaign entitled "We're Going to the Super Bowl!", a new marketing initative based on their classic commercial that plays at the end of every Super Bowl game since 1987 whcih will serve as a year-long countdown to the 60th anniversary of the football tradition when Disney Channel is set to invade next year's Super Bowl LXI 61when it airs across Disney Channel, ABC, ESPN, Disney+ and Hulu on Sunday February 7th, 2027 at 5:00PM-11:00PM (ET/PT).

To kick off the campaign, Disney has unveiled a new crossover poster which several social media critic idiots have found to be so off and wrong and looks like something that a user on DeviantArt or GoAnimate/Vyond would make. The new crossover poster is once again a hillarious inside joke of how many companies and franchises Mickey Mouse owns the rights to. Among the famous faces listed include the standard Disney corporate mascots, Lightning McQueen in a pose copied and pasted from the 2011 box office flop Cars 2, Judy Hopps and Nick Wild from Zootopia which recently scored the record as the highest grossing animated kids film in the world opening at $1.8 billion dollars, the superhero family from The Incredibles, Belle from Beauty and the Beast, Homer and Marge from The Simpsons and Scar from The Lion Kingamong others.

Disney has been supporting the Big Game for over four decades ever since the creation of the famous "I'm Going To Disney World" commercials in the late '80s that has become as big of a sports tradition as the big game itself. This year's game included new teasers for Disney's upcoming Pixar releases including the original idea flop Hoppers due for release next month and the sequel of the year that every Disney fan has been waiting for, Toy Story 6 which hits theaters June 19th.

For more information on this and other upcoming releases,
visit Disney Channel online at www.ondisneyplus.disney.com

Groundhogs and Valentines - Nickelodeon USA's February 2026 Premieres Highlights

It's already the second month of the year where the groundhog peeks out of its shadows and we spread the valentines day love to those we love most. Here are Nickelodeon's new releases for February

THE BOSS BABY: BACK IN BUSINESS
FRI February 6th 
FRI February 13th 
FRI February 20th 
FRI February 27th 
All times 6:00PM ET/5:00c

THE LOUD HOUSE IX (NEW SEASON!!!)
FRI February 6th 
FRI February 13th 
FRI February 20th 
FRI February 27th 
All times 6:30PM ET/5:30c

MISTER CROCODILLE (NEW SERIES!!!!)
Introducing the newest member of the Nick Jr USA family! Mr. Crocodille, based on the 2021 France children's book Mr. Crocodille Is Very Hungry written and illustrated by Jeann Sfar tells the story of a happy-go-lucky crocodille who lives in a mobile home with his human owner Daisy, who splits the ownership of this friendly talking retile with both of her parents.

The series was first launched on the British feed of Noggin and Nick Jr. in the UK and Ireland on MON September 29th, 2025, but has never made its USA and international release until now.

MON February 23rd S01E01 "Lucky Raffle/The Big Sleepover" (Seriess Premiere)
TUES February 24th S01E02 
WEDS February 25th S01E03
THURS February 26th S01E04
MON March 2nd S01E05 
TUES March 3rd S01E06 
WEDS March 4th S01E07 
THURS March 5th S01E08 
MON March 9th S01E09 
TUES March 10th S01E10 
WEDS March 11th S01E11 
THURS March 12th S01E12 
MON March 16th S01E13 
TUES March 17th S01E14 
WEDS March 18th S01E15 
THURS March 19th S01E16 
All times 1:00PM ET/12:00c

NFL SLIMETIME
WEDS February 4th S05E22 "Week 22"
SUN February 8th S05E23 "Nickelodeon at Super Bowl 60 LX"
WEDS February 11th S05E24 "Week 23: Post Super Bowl Highlights" (Season 5 Finale)
All times 7:30PM ET/6:30c

PAW PATROL: SEARCH & RESCUE STORY ARC
MON February 16th S12E10 "Search & Rescue"
TUES February 17th S12E11 "Search & Rescue II:"
WEDS February 18th S12E12 "Search & Rescue III:"
THURS February 19th S12E13 "Search & Rescue IV:"
All times 12:00PM ET/11:00AMc

PEPPA PIG
MON February 9th 
TUES February 10th 
WEDS February 11th 
THURS February 12th 
FRI February 13th 
MON February 16th 
TUES February 17th 
WEDS February 18th 
THURS February 19th 
FRI February 20th 
All times 9:00AM ET/8:00c

PLAY IT FORWARD: GAME ON!
WEDS February 11th S01E06 (Season 1 Finale)
All times 8:00PM ET/7:00c

NICK JR. RIDE & SING PODCAST
THURS February 5th S01E17 
THURS February 12th S01E18 
THURS February 19th S01E19 
THURS February 26th S01E20 (Season 1 Finale)
All times 3:00PM ET/2:00c

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
FRI February 6th 
All times 5:30PM ET/4:30c

RUBBLE & CREW
MON February 2nd 
TUES February 3rd 
WEDS February 4th 
THURS February 5th 
MON February 9th 
TUES February 10th 
WEDS February 11th 
THURS February 12th 
MON February 16th 
TUES February 17th 
WEDS February 18th. 
THURS February 19th 
All times 12:30PM ET/11:30AMc

WYLDE PAK
FRI February 6th 
FRI February 13th 
FRI February 20th 
FRI February 27th 
All times 7:30PM ET/6:30c

YO GABBA GABBALAND! (Apple TV+)
FRI February 6th S05E12 
FRI February 13th S05E13 
FRI February 20th S05E14 
FRI February 27th S05E15 
FRI March 6th S05E16 
FRI March 13th S05E17 
FRI March 20th S05E18 
FRI March 27th S05E19 
FRI April 3rd S05E20 (Reboot Season 1 Finale)
All times 10:30AM ET/9:30c

Please note that this schedule is incomplete and has yet to be finalized.

Another Company Fakes Their Death - Adobe Gives Specific Praising Update Regarding Adobe Animate CC Shutdown Backlash Situation

In an early year UNO reverse card plot twist nobody saw coming, computer software company Adobe has announced the exciting news that Animate CC is now saved to continue using for the forseable future. However, there comes another slight bombshell overshadowing it.

Due to the rcent backlash of rumors thinking that Adobe Animate CC will be shutting down next month and all usage of the program being abadoned by the end of the decade, Adobe has come forward to confess that this shutdown announcement was an oopsie and some loonatic idiots hacked their official email contact information and gave Adobe a fake death threat notice.

The actual reason of Adobe shutting down or almost did shut down their own animation software that has been responsible for TV shows and web series for over three decades is due to the fact that the software will now be used as a maintenance mode. This means that the software will still be available to download and use to create animated content, but there will no longer be new features added to Adobe's highly reccommended animation software tools.

Adobe apologizes for the inconvienence and regrets making this announcement in the first place.

Adobe Continues To Lose Customers As THey Announce Death of Animation Software

 Adobe is entering the 2030s at an all time low by shutting down their animation system, Adobe Animate CC which has been used for television programs and YouTube videos since its launch in 1996. Though the company have only been using the animation software under that name for the last ten years now, it seems as if nothing lasts forever as they say in Hollywood showbiz.

Adobe Animate CC was first launched in 1996 and in the years since has been used for all sorts of media. Over the last three decades alone it was the animation software responsible for hits like Blue's Clues, The Loud House, estyuiopiuyes Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, My Little Pony, The Powerpuff Girls, Total Drama, Smiling Friends, ¡Mucha Lucha!, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, ASDFmovie, BFDI, Wow Wow Wubbzy! and Club Penguin and box office flops like Cartoon Network's horrible Teen Titans Go! reboot series now in its record-breaking 13th year on the air and Warner Bros.' shameless SpongeBob SquarePants ripoff Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island which was another casualty on the one hit wonder cutting room floor.

While animation projects are still in the works with Adobe's award-winning software, Adobe is currently in the process of winding down on Animate CC stopping all new employments as early as next month when the services die out on Sunday, March 1st with usage of the software continuing to be accessible until three years after that on March 1, 2029. Following the fan backlash, Adobe has said that the program will continue into the 2030s for the far future but will only be abailable in maintenance mode. Adobe's other video and TV show editing tools including After FX, Photoshop, Illustrator, Acrobat and their Premiere Pro video editor will still be around and will not be affected.

RIP Adobe Animate CC
1996-March 1, 2029