ALL HAIL PLANKTON - Paramount Wins California Lawsuit To Merge Warner Bros. Discovery In October

"David Zaslav, you're fired! And good riddance to bad illegal official streaming service removal rubbish!"
- David Ellisen, CEO of Paramount Skydance, February 2026

A nine-month legal battle is about to reach its triumphant climax as Paramount has succesfully sued the YouTuber complaining idiots in California and 12 other states to successfully launch the biggest company merger ever of the decade with the Paeramount and Warner Bros. apocalypse! The new merged company is due to launch with a closure around Monday, October 5th in two weeks time.

It brings to an end nine months of traunma and legal struggles to merge the two biggest children's television network rivalry networks under the same parent company, with Paramount about to take full ownership of one of the oldest and most troublesome animation studios of all time.

To celebrate the new achievement of Nickelodeon finally making the illegal streaming service idiots at HBO Max go bankrupt, Nickelodeon kicked off its new Warner Bros invasion last month with two marathons of the entire Harry Potter Cring movie saga based on the JK Rowling books nobody cares about anymore and starring Daniel Radcliff. The marathon was encored earlier this month as "HP and the Back to Hogwarts" for the back to school season.

The new mergfed company will see Nickelodeon take over ownership of HBO Max, CNN, DC Comics, Looney Tunes, Harry Potter, Tiny Toon Adventures, Animaniacs, Cartoon Network, Cartoonito, Adult Swim, Boomerang and Hanna-Barbara among other famous franchises and company brands.

However, Paramount's new WB merger apocalypse still has another corporate battle in court trials to face by the springtime of next March in 150 days time and will have to pay a $7 million termination fee in the new Nickelodeon/Cartoon Network mega-merger ends up backfiring in failure again.

For more information on these and other legal battles,
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MICKEY MOUSE BETRAYED US!!!! - Disney Junior Moves Up Mickey Mouse Clubhouse+ 2.0 Season 2 Release Date to Wednesday, September 30th, 2026; Orders Second Movie "Hot Diggity Dog Drive Thru"

Disney has stupidly lied to its viewers yet again by deciding to move up its upcoming second season renewal of the hit revival series Mickey Mouse Clubhouse+ 2.0 which premiered last summer. The second season of the show (Season 2, 32 episodes) which was originally supposed to be released in 2027 will now be released this year on Wednesday, September 30th in over a weeks time.

The new season will follow Disney's corporate mascot cast of characters as they venture on more adventures through the newly renovated clubhouse in the Toontown county of Hot Dog Hills where Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Goofy, Pluto, Chip and Dale, Peg Leg Pete, Clarabelle Cow, Professor Ludwig von Drake, Mortimer Mouse, Willie the Giant, Millie and Melody,, Toodles and their newest additions Duffy the Disney Bear, Hilda Hippo, Horace Horsecollar and Clara Cluck invite preschoolers and their families to journey into more mousekadoer adventures.

The new rebooted series also reveals new clubhouse headquarters for Minnie, Daisy and Goofy and Mickey's AI slop Mars doopleganger Martian Mickey as the main clubhouse has been running out of storage space since the series began 20 years ago, with Goofy's separate clubhouse set to debut in the sixth episode of this second season renewal.

The new season follows the continuous stupdity of Disney's stupid cable programming strategy that has been happening all year where they premiere and broadcast the entire Disney+ streaming service batches of 10-13 episodes being aired for 5-7 hours ALL ON THE SAME FREAKING ONE DAY rather than splitting up the premieres for five days a week as they should be when a new series or season renewal first comes out and then switches to the traditional Friday morning and Saturday night timeslots once the inital batch of episodes has finished airing daily after three weeks.

The new episodes this season includes
S02E01 "The Big Acorn Hunt" - September 30, 2026
S02E02 "Mickey's Get Up and Go Day" - October 1, 2026
S02E03 "Three Knights Are We" - October 2, 2026
S02E04 "Home Aloners" - October 9, 2026
S02E05 "The Friendship Day Adventure" - October 16, 2026
S02E06 "A GOOFY Clubhouse?!?" - October 23, 2026
S02E07 "A Haunted Halloween Hunt" - October 30, 2026 (Monstober Halloween Special)

Additionally, Disney has ordered a new hour-long movie to close out the season in July 2027 with the launch of the next MMCH+ movie Mickey's Hot Diggity Dog Drive Thru. A standalone hour-long episode of its spinoff miniseries Minnie's Bow-Toons is also due for release next summer.

For more information on this and other upcoming Disney Junior releases,
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Disney Channel Germany Goes Bankrupt Off The Air As Disney Announces Launch of NEW European Cable Channel Disney TV Launching This Holiday Season

It's one of the biggest shakeups of Disney linear television history in 77 years as the German clone of Disney Channel in Germany, Switzerland and Austria (GSA/Deutschland) is about to go off the air and bankrupt shutting down after 27 years off the air. Disney has announced the launch of a brand new exclusive European cable channel called Disney TV which is slated to launch over the Christmas holiday season premiering on Tuesday, December 1st, 2026.

The new channel is the first of its kind of Disney in its 104 years of existance as for the first time ever,a. linear Disney-branded channel will broadcast adult oriented progrramming full of unreasonable violence, hyper realistic blood and swear words with the German linear Disney broadcast of programming and movies from Disney's other owned companies and sister channels including ABC, ABC Freeform, FX, Fox Network, National Geographic TV and the Disney+ invasion of Hulu.

It brings to an end 27 years of Disney Channel's German feed and an end to five incredible decades and over 50 broadcasting in Germany first beginning in 1976 on German PBS station AFD with a program called Walt Disney's World hosted by Peter Alexander and finally with the launch of Disney Channel Germany releasing on Saturday October 16, 1999.

The German feeds of Disney Junior and Disney XD will remain unchanged and remain on the air.

Most Tragic Week In Hollywood As Three Film, TV and Music Icons Die In The Same Week Alone

It is one of the most strngest weeks of celebrity deaths in the history of world multimedia as this past week saw us witnessing the death of killing three birds in one stone with the sudden passings of country music pioneer Dolly Parton, film & TV star Tim Curry and Disney Legend Peter Cullen who have all recently passed away at the ages of 80-85 years old respctively.

Dolly Parton was one of the first country music idols and pioneers in western music history breaking out decades of iconic hits like "Jolene", "Working 9 to 5", "Love is Like AButterfly" and "I Will Always Love You" made popular with the viral memed cover of Whitney Houston in the 1992 theatrical cult classic The Bodyguard. She also had the legend of collaborating with famous kids media brands including Barney, Sesame Street, Mickey Mouse and The Magic School Bus. Her last hurrah in showbiz came out last year in March 2025 with the release of The Wiggles country album Wiggle Up, GIddy Up which included a Wiggles ripoff of her iconic 80s pop hits and a newly written song by the country idol called "Friends!" and its Type B variation "Friends of Dorothy"

Tim Curry was made famous as one of the most iconic stars in Hollywood history with iconic roles such as Home Alone II: Lost in New York (1992) and The Muppet Movie 6: Muppet Treasure Ialnd (1997) but it all went wrong when he took on the role of Pennywise the jumpscaring clown in Stephen King's spooky horror movie IT (2017) which has been considered one of the worst horror movies and novels ever made.

Peter Cullen has been the iconic voice behind Optimus Prime in Transformers and the miserable donkey Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh from the very beginning since both franchise's audiovisual departments were first launched in 1966 and 1984 respectively. Optimus Prime's former sidekick Frank Welker better known these days as the frontman of Scooby-Doo and the voice of animal SFX alongside Dee Bradley Baker had recently reunited with his former Autobot nemesis for one last time with the launch of the upcoming posthumous short Optimus Prime: Awakening which is due to release as the post credits short film of the newly remastered Transformers: The Movie being rereleased in September for the film's unhistoric ruby 40th anniversary celebration as one last funeral hurrah and salute to this unforgetable man.

RIP to this trio of iconic stars and thanks for the memories. You will be deeply missed.

Disney D23 Expo 2026 Convention Unveils Major Content Slate For 2027-2031

Another weekend of the annual Disney D23 Expo convention has drawn to a close with a massive slew of announcements for the company that will take them into the 2030s. Among some of the most obvious updates for projects that have already been commissioned three years ago, Disney has unveiled some newer releases coming in the pipeline.

ALREADY GREENLIT CONTENT
The first slew of announcements are updates of projects already ordered.

The Bluey Movie (August 6, 2027)
First off, they have released teaser trailers for the death of the Peppa Pig ripoff Bluey which is considered one of the worst modern 2D animated kids shows of all time with the launch of The Bluey Movie set to release on August 6, 2027 which thank god puts an end to this terrible franchise. The new CGI film confirms that this is truly the end and that Bluey is going to die as like other series, announcing a project going on indefinite hiatus means absolutely nothin and the project is automatically cancelled. Even the franchise's creator and one of the most despied Aussie kids TV veteraans Joe Brum himself has confirmed that this is truly the series finale and they're never making this stupid show again.

The Incredibles 3 (June 16, 2028)
Coco 2 (November 21, 2029)
Next, Pixar has unveiled new plot details for its two upcoming highly anticipated continuation sequel films The Incredibles 3 set for June 16, 2028 and Coco 2 set for November 21, 2009. In The Incredibles 3, the third installment will focus on the kids Violet, Dash and Jack Jack while in Coco 2, Miguel is a teenager and his worst enemy is back for revenge ending with a tearjerking finale of Miguel and Mama Coco reuniting that will make grown men cry.

Frozen III (November 24, 2027)
Additionally, Disney has announced the plot details of its highly anticipated new venture and highly virally memed to death sequel Frozen III set for release on November 24, 2027. In the third chapter of the film that killed the golden age of Disney starting in 1989, Anna and Kristoff are getting married and Olaf the snowman is also getting a new love crush in the form of a snowflake. The film's cast Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel and Josh Gad has also previewed and performed two leaked songs from the upcoming movie and played the official teaser trailer.

Lilo & Stitch 2: The Live-Action Ripoff Continues (May 26, 2028)
Moving to the live-action remake ripoff bootlegs department, Disney has unveiled the first teaser trailer for the upcoming Lilo & Stitch 2: Angel Has a Glitch which Christopher Sanders couldn't make it to the convention and made thisteaser trailer animation sending his love to the attendees. The sequel to the hit 2025 remake of a movie about a Hawaiian girl and a Elvis Presley addicted alien dog is set to feature Stitch's Experiment 624 exwife Angel and premiere on May 26, 2028.

The NEW Simpsons Movie 2 (September 3, 2027)
It's the biggest cinematic battle since Barbieheimer as Disney and Fox has previewed some brand new unfinished animation for the highly anticipated upcoming Simpsons Movie sequel two decades of schedulling idiots in the making set for release on Labor Day Weekend 2027. The leaked animation features Homer voiced by Dan Castellanata and a bunch of other characters as they crash through a local convention party in Springfield. The film is a continued expansion of the longest running animated series of all time which is currently slated to be cancelled after reaching the 40th season in 2029/2030.

Avengers 5: Doomsday (December 18, 2026)
Marvel Studios has launched the official trailer for the upcoming newest installment in the dramatic epic of the MCU franchise with the launch of Avengers 5 due for release this holiday season. The new film features the first appearance of Robert Downey Jr. in the MCU in 13 years with an upcoming fourth installment of Iron Man staring Downey Jr. also in the works.

Gatto (March 5, 2027)
Pixar has unveiled some future updates on its first theatrical handdrawn film based on Italian mythology that is slated for release next spring. The film is only the second 2D project from the CGI only studio and will have more effort than the Toy Story ripoff series Buzz Lightyear of Star Command which featured an imposter voice cast of Tim Allen ripoffs and disgraced ABC Kids' One Saturday Morning block in 2000.

Hexed (November 25, 2026)
And finally, Disney has unveiled some new cast listings for its upcoming terrible original film Hexed set for release in theaters and Disney+ streaming this Thanksgiving. Joining the cast for this new film includes Jodie Foster and Walter Goggins in currently untitled roles.

NEW PROJECTS
Now here's all the new stuff coming to Disney in the next five years.

Oswald the Stupid Lucky Rabbit (releasing February 2027)
In a greedy corporate move nobody saw coming, Disney has officially greenlit a new three-episode miniseries about one of the most stupidest Disney pioneer characters of all time, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit who was originally created in 1923-1927 and was a prototype mascot so bad that they deserve it to get copyright striked by Universal Pictures. The new terrible series is a 2D/live-action hybrid created, produced, written and directed by Jon Fayreau and slated to release in February. The series is going to fail and get cancelled and purged from Disney+ immeadiately as nobody gives a damn about Oswald anymore. In the years since, everyone in Hollywood has declared Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse to be the truth birthchildren of Disney's empire as Walt Disney himself said so in October 1954.

DisneyNature Lion (releases August 20, 2026)
From a terrible Disney project to a profeesional one named by the same guy, Jon Fayreau has also been concepting the new documentary series in the DisneyNature brand. The four-part scifi epic features music by Disney Legend Hans Zimmer (The Lion King, Pirates of the Carribean, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 3: Sponge on the Run) and is slated to premiere on Thursday.

Tangled: The Live-Action Ripoff (March 31, 2028)
The next Disney live-action remake ripoff nobody asked for is upon us with the upcoming real life adventure story based on Disney's first CGI Disney Princess movie Tangled based on the classic story of the Brothers Grimm's Rapunzel starring the voice cast led by Mandy Moore and Zachary Levi. However, many people consider this to be some sort of clickbait as the film is being released on the weekend of the dreaded April Fools Day prank holiday with April 1st being on a Saturday that year.

Ono Ghost Market (March 10, 2028)
Pixar's newest original film is the first of its kind as Pixar CEO Pete Doctor unveiled the launch of the Disney CGI pioneer's first musical and supernatural adventure. The film follows Kyle, a young boy of content creators from Chicago, Illinois who is forced to go solve a ghost mystery on the vacation islands of tropical Hawaii where he finds the weird horror about what happens whenever spirits from both the living and the dead collide. The film is slated for March 2028.

Clay (November 22, 2028)
Following the climax of the Frozen quadrilogy, Disney steps into the world of claymation for the first time ever though the claymation launch is too late as they already have been making claymation and stopmotion content since the days of JoJo's Circus in September 2003. The new film follows a troubled fictional Disney CEO named Flip who has to take care of a literal ball of clay named Mushi who is given pregnancy on the same day and must keep the talking clayball from harm.

X-Men Evolution: The Movie (May 5, 2028)
The newest venture in the X-Men saga at the MCU is finally here and will include a starstudded cast for the newest Marvel movie epic. The film features an allstar cast led by Adam Dreyer as Mr. Sinister and is slated to hit theatrical screens on Cinco De Mayo that year.

VisionQuest (releasing October 14, 2026)
Marvel has debuted the official trailer for the newest original animated series that will complete the dramatic WandaVision Trilogy. The 12-episode epic is slated to premiere on the Disney+ streamer over the Halloween season.

LEGO Star Wars: The Mandalorian (releasing September 2, 2026)
One of the very first Disney+ hit series from the streamer's November 12, 2019 launch is finally back for a whole new generation and this time, the fourth season is animated in LEGOS! The new project follows other Disney brands like Disney Princess and Marvel's The Avengers who have also recently gotten new animated TV series in the form of LEGO Duplo animations from The Lego Group.

Zootopia 3 (2029/2030)
It's been a year since Disney has set yet ANOTHER world record for the highest grossing children's movie of all time and to celebrate Ginnifer Godwin, Jason Bateman and Shakira and newcomer Keanu Reeves have announced that the third installment of the series is currently in the works which will be released in around three years time. It will end the trilogy! And we don't wanna give away too much but this third installment of the movie will introduce birds to the Zootopia lore.

Kingdom Hearts: The Animated Series (2029)
After 25 years on the air,one of the greatest Disney crossover projects of all time is FINALLY getting its very own television show! Disney Interactive Studios has officially greenlit a TV series based on the award winning 2002 videogame saga centered around the adventures of Sora going on his adventures channel hoopping through Disney's different parrallel universes. The new series currently doesn't have a release year yet but is expected to drop on Disney Channel, Disney Junior and Disney+ around 2029.

Kingdom Hears IV (releases November 2027)
Speaking of Kingdom Hearts, Disney has unveiled the upcoming fourth installment of this award winning videogame adventure which will introduce Disney/Pixar's Coco to the franchise aheadd of the aforementioned sequel releasing in three years from now.

Spidey and his Amazing Friends 7: Season VII (releasing August 2028)
Just when you thought Dora the Explorer faking her death in November 2025 was bad enough, Disney has completely abandoned the cancellation of the hit Disney Junior Spider-Man series that James Garcia confirmed a mear two months ago. The series has been renewed for an unprecedented seventh season which will take the iconic Disney Junior series over the 200 episode mark. The news comes as no surprise as the network is also planning to debut the second and final of the two crossover specials Team Spidey, Iron Man and the Avengers: Halloween Teamup slated for release on September 24th and will feature the show's starring role Fallout Boy making their animated oncamera debut for the first time.

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse+ 2.0: Season II (releasing October 2026)
Disney Junior and Disney+ have recently confirmed and moved up the release date for the upcoming second season of the hit MMCH reboot in celebration of the brand's 20th anniversary. The second season of the revival was originally slated to premiere in 2027 but will now premiere at least three months prior to that original release year window. This was teased alongside a brief commercial spot promo for this week's new premiere episodes of this year's Disney Junior comeback, Sofia the First: Royal Magic.

Cars; Lightning Racers ( releasing July 2027)
And finally, Disney Junior has unveiled the official theme song and opening titles sequence leaked for the upcoming Disney Junior preschool ripoff of Cars, the first time Pixar has been merged into the DJr. preschool community. The new series is a full circle momentt as like the opening credits of the original 2006 movie, the TV show's theme song called "Built to Last" is written and sung by Sheryl Crowe. The new series once again starring the leads of Owen Wilson and Larry the Cable Guy as favorite characters Lightning McQueen and Mater respectively is proven to be more professional than the recent Disney+ streaming dumpster fire Cars on the Road which was also limited screened on DJr. this summer.

D23 Expo 2026 has proven once again to be another epic five-year content slate for the mouse house giant which is currently slated to take them into their 108th anniversary with currently their final ever projct slated to be the fifth Avatar film due for release inNovember 2031.

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Disney Junior Returns To Live-Action Preschool Programming With Greenlight of "Megan & Cupcake: Ready for Preschool" Releasing In September

For the first time in 13 years, Disney Junior is back in the live-action department. One of the first content slate announcements of this year's annual Disney Junior Let's Play Party convention at Disneyland Resort theme park in Anaheim, California, with the launch of Disney Junior's newest miniseris Megan & Cupcake: Ready for Preschool (Season 1, 10 episodes). Slated to release on Disney Junior and Disney+ in September 2026 with its first shorts releasing on YouTube today.

The new series filmed at the historic Kaufman Astonia Studios in Queens, New York and produced by Riverstreet Productions and Sesame Workshop in association with Disney Branded Television Kids & Family, the new puppetry-based series follows the ventriliquist duo of Sesame Street Muppets voice actors hosts Megan Baptiste and Leslie Carrara-Rudolph in the new musical-driven elementary school in their animated musical world of The Wow Factory.

The new Megan and Cupcake puppetry-based series is an updated live-action version of the award winning Disney Junior Music trilogy released between 2017-2019 starring Disney Junior announcer Genevieve Goings, frontwoman of Choo Choo Soul and Tally Hall frontman Rob Cantor from the hit American Idol preschool ripoff Happy Monster Band.

This is Disney Junior's first live-action series in over 13 years following the death of the TV series based on New Orleans based alt-rock kids group Imagination Movers ended in 2013. The new series is part of this year's Disney Junior content slate announcements that will take them into 2030.

For more information on this and other upcoming releases,
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(ARCHIVED 08/01/2026) Dog Days of Summer - Nickelodeon's August 2026 Premiere Highlights

 The summer is coming to an end and everyone is about to go back to school. Here is Nickelodeon's new episode releases for August this year.

AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER: THE LIVE-ACTION RIPOFF - BOOK II (Netflix)
THURS August 6th S02E13-14
THURS August 13th S02E15-16
All times 5:00PM ET/4:00c

THE BOSS BABY: BACK IN BUSINESS (WATCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
FRI August 7th 
FRI August 14th 
FRI August 21st 
FRI August 28th
All times 6:00PM ET/5:00c

DORA: SAY HOLA TO ADVENTURE
SAT August 1st S11E09
SAT August 8th S11E10
SAT August 15th S11E11
SAT August 22nd S11E12
SAT August 29th S11E13
All times 10:00AM ET/9:00c

HEXVET & THE MAGIC PETS (ABC Kids Australia early release)
SAT August 1st S01E06
SAT August 8th S01E07
SAT August 15th S01E08
SAT August 22nd S01E09
SAT August 29th S01E10
SAT September 5th S01E11
All times 3:00PM ET/2:00c

HARRY POTTER TAKEOVER WEEK (NIck@Nite/TV Land)
To celebrate Nickelodeon and Paramount Skydance's upcoming merger with Warner Bros. Discovery and Cartoon Network, Nick@Nite and TV Land will be airing the entire saga of the cringy Harry Potter movies and books by JK Rowling in chronological order.

SUN August 9th Harry Potter and the Philospher/Sorceror's Stone (2001)
MON August 10th Harry Potter 2
TUES August 11th Harry Potter 3
WEDS August 12th Harry Potter 4
THURS August 13th Harry Potter 5
FRI August 14th Harry Potter 6
SAT August 15th Harry Potter 7 (ACT I)
Sunday August 16th Harry Potter 7 (ACT II)
All times 8:00PM ET/7:00c

THE PATRICK STAR SHOW (WATCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
FRI August 7th
FRI August 14th 
FRI August 21st 
FRI August 28th 
October - "Scary Tales"
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

PAW PATROL
FRI August 7th 
FRI August 14th 
FRI August 21st 
FRI August 28th 
All times 12:00PM ET/11:00AMc

PAW PATROL III: THE DINO RESCUE MOVIE
Opening In Theaters FRI August 14th at 8:00PM ET/7:00c

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
FRI August 7th 
FRI August 14th 
FRI August 21st 
FRI August 28th 
All times 7:30PM ET/6:30c

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
FRI August 7th 
FRI August 14th 
FRI August 21st 
FRI August 28th 
December - "Merry Christmas, Mister Plankton"
All times 5:00PM ET/4:00c

STAR TREK: SCOUTS II (NEW SEASON!!!) (Nick Jr. YouTube Exclusive)
In celebration of Star Trek's 60th diamond anniversary, Nickelodeon has unveiled plans to launch the second season of the hit preschool ripoff series Star Trek: Scouts!
Season 2 premieres TUES September 8th at 9:25AM ET/8:25c (International Star Trek Day)

TALES OF THE TMNT (Nickelodeon Cable Premieres)
FRI August 7th S01E17 
FRI August 14th S01E18 
FRI August 21st S01E19 
FRI August 28th S01E20 
FRI September 4th S01E21 
FRI September 11th S01E22 
FRI September 18th S01E23 
FRI September 25th S01E24 (Series Finale)
All times 9:30PM ET/8:30c

TEENY MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (Nick Jr. YouTube Channel)
SAT August 1st S01E04
FRI August 7th S01E05 
SAT August 8th S01E06 
FRI August 14th S01E06
SAT August 15th S01E08
FRI August 21st S01E09
SAT August 22nd S01E10
FRI August 28th S01E11
SAT August 29th S01E12
FRI September 4th S01E13
SAT September 5th S01E14
All times 2:55PM ET/1:55c

Please note that this schedule is incomplete and has yet to be finalized.