Cocomelon CLICKBAIT?!? - Disney Junioer Lies To Their Audience by Premiering Disney's Cocomelon Acquistion FIVE MONTHS EARLY

 The most highly popular and most subscribed world record YouTube preschool series account of all time has been recruited as the newest victim of the Disney Junior linear ripoff family but they weren't supposed to release it yet. Disney Junior and The Walt Disney Company has stupid liars to their audience by deciding to premiere their new acquistion of YouTube series Cocomelon FIVE MONTHS EARLY instead of premiering the show on the Disney Channel cable and streaming platforms in January 2027 as they originally intended to.

DDisney Junior this week has recently acquired its fourth YouTube property to air on cable television in the big 2026-2027 season with the launch of Cocomelon: Playdate with Samiro Friends (Season 1, 10 episodes0 premiered on Disney Junior linear cable on Tuesday, August 4th, 2026. The new series follows corporate mascot JJ and the rest of the cast in some new professional 2D hand-drawn animation as they go aout their business in this town of the educational YouTube powerhouse which has surpassed now over 250 million subscribers and 200 billion views.

This isn't the first time Cocomelon has been stolen by a cable television network in the 2015 age of streaming as the existing YouTube videos were illegally stolen by PBS Kids Sprout, NBC Kids and Universal Kids, the three NBC children's channels in their final years before the channels went bankrupt in March 2025. A Netflix TV series, Cocomelon Lane has also been around since 2022 and is currently making top quality ratings in its fifth season.

Disney Junior's linear cable television YouTube slate also includes library YouTube channels Morphle and the Magic Pets, Little Margo Stories and Gracie's Corner and the AI-generated original series Ozzy Fox which surpassed 10,000 subscribers and 1,000,000 views in its first week alone.

For more information on these and other upcoming releases,
visit Disney Junior online at www.disneyplus.com-whats-on

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Disney Chanel To Release Gravity Falls Art Book In September

Disney Channel and Barnes & Noble have announced the official release of the upcoming art book titled The Art of Gravity Falls due for release on September 15, 2026. The new biopic novel includes never before seen art, animation cels, storyboards and rejected imagery from the popular Disney Channel story arc driven cartoon series that ran from 2012-2016.

To celebrate the release of the new art book which comes out ten years after the series got killed off the air in 2016 with their series finale episode, Dipper and Mabel's voice actors John Riter and Kristen Schaal have shared some words of advice in the Barnes and Noble newsletter article.

BUY OUR BOOK!!!: A Guest Post from Dipper and Mabel Buyings
Mabel: HEY READERS!!!! IT'S ME MABEL!!!!
Dipper: Mabel! Easy! You're gonna break the exclamation point key!
Mabel: BUT I HAVE SO MUCH TO EXCLAAAAIM!!!!!!
Dipper: OK that's it! I'm taking over the keyboard now. Hey folks, I'm Jason Ritter voice of Dipper Pines, seasonal paranormal investigator from Gravity Falls and this is Kristen Schaal Pines who voices my twin sister Mabel who is the reason why I have to put "DO NOT EAT" labels on fruit centric erasers.
Mabel: That's right! We're here because we were invited by the guy who invented books, Barnaby Noble (Barnes & Noble Bookstore) to promote the greatest newest Disney book of all time! - The Art of Gravity Falls! This book has EVERYTHING! Colors, words, never before revealed art, rejected animation and untold secrets about me and Dipper's bonkers four-year summer vacation in this crappy Disney cartoon! Preorder now and you have the Mabel gurantee! It will explode an inspiration bomb in your face!
Dipper: To any law enforcement agents and Disney TVA S&D execs, that's a metaphor. This book is NOT a bomb! PLEASE don't put us in jail!
Mabrl: Plus there's a foldout poster page of every single sweater we ever worn! WHAT?!?
Dipper: Mabel, don't forget the cryptograms! Me and Foed have been looking at this book through magnifying glasses pointed at microscopes and telescopes and we're starting to think that there's a secret hidden in these pages right under our noses that can FINALLY reveal eveything! LOL.
Mabel: I don't know about that, Mr. Paranoid! But the Barnes & Noble launch edition DOES come with one nifty secret - A perfectly removable replica of the letter that Wendy Corduroy gave Dipper on our last day in town from the series finale death episode that you can have for your very own!
Dipper: WAIT WHAT?!? MY LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT LETTER FROM WENDY IS IN THIS STUPID BOOK???? Wait, don't-don't look at that! That's pprivate! DON'T BUY THIS BOOK!!!!
Mabel: Preorder now at www.barnesandnoble.com by pressing the link in the description below! CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK DO IT!!!!
Dipper: DON'T BUY IT!!!! IT'S TOO PERSONAL!!!!
Mabel: See you in the bookstore, friends!
Dipper: That's it, I'm going to delete this email message right now before Mabel can hit-
Mabel: SEND!

This newsletter is meant to celebrate the release of one of the newest Disney physical media releases of all time written by series creator Alex Hirsch as a love letter to everyone and newly discovered fans who grew up with the show and was around during its original run.

CHEETAHLICIOUS! - Disney Channel DCOMs Orders The Cheetah Girls 4; To Premiere Next Summer

One of the greatest Disney Channel DCOM original movies trilogies of all time is coming back for today's youngsters. Disney Channel has recently announced the greenlight of its new highly-anticipated reboot DCOM movie The Cheetah Girls 4: The Next Generation set for release on Disney Channel cable and Disney+ streaming services next summer around August 2027.

The new movie brings back the iconic Disney Channel movie cast and girl group consisting of Raven Symone (That's So Raven, Cory in the House, Raven's House, The CW and Hasbro's Chuck Woolery's Scrabble 2024), Adrienne Ballon, Sabrina Bryan and Kiely Williams alongside a new cast of cheetah singers as they continue their quest for teen spirit and international global stardom.

This marks Raven's return to the iconic group after ditching the production of the previous installment The Cheetah Girls 3: One World released in August 2008. However, it is currently unknown whether the entire fab four will reunite in this new sequel as Kiely confirmed she will not be returning.

The Cheetah Girls is the recent classic DCOM franchise to be rebooted for a whole new generation, following the 2024 return of Descendants (The Rise of Red and the recently released Wicked Wonderland), the upcoming Camp Rock III starring Demi Lovato and the Jonas Brothers due for release in three weeks time and the upcoming Phineas & Ferb 3 which currently doesn't have a title or release date yet.

AVENGERS ASSASSINATED?! - Marvel Series Cancelled At Disney Junior To End In 2028; Spidey and Iron Man Axed To Make Room for Upcoming Avengers Preschool Ripoff Next Year

It seems as another major Disney property's hilariously bad preschool series ripoff is about to get the chop. Disney Junior, Marvel Comics Entertainment and Atomic Cartoons announced on Monday morning that its two Marvel preschool series Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends (premiered in August 2021) and last year's successful sequel series Iron Man and his Awesome Friends (premiered in August 2025) featuring its rock opera soundtrack by punk legends Fallout Boys and Blink-182 are unfortunately cancelled and getting Thanos-snapped off the air.

On Monday July 20, the Disney Junior MCU's creator and executive producer/showrunner James Garcia had announced that both series would wrap production. Team Spidey will bow out with a blaze of glory after the upcoming sixth season renewed last year and that its sequel series of Iron Friends will be another victim of the one hit wonder pile as the Iron Man sequel was conceived so bad on its August 11 premiere it doesn't deserve a second season.

Much like last year's cancellations of Star Wars: Young Jedi Adventures and Firebuds, the Disney Junior Iron Man series is expected to wrap up around the Christmas 2026 season during this year's upcoming Magical Holidays/Falala-lidays tentpole programming. The series finale of Spidey after the upcoming season 6 is expected to wrap up around at least April 2028. The Marvel series deaths are due to the upcoming newest Marvel series in the Disney Junior catalog as they're expected to wrap up the trilogy with Spidey and Iron Man merging into the upcoming Avengers: Mightiest Friends which is expected to premiere on Disney Junior and Disney+ around August 2027.

Marvel's Spidey and his Amazing Friends is the first Playhouse Disney/Disney Junior preschool series in the two networks' three-decade history to die after six seasons breaking the previous five-season record held by Doc McStuffins and Puppy Dog Pals dead in 2020 and 2023 respectively.

Iron Man and his Awesome Friends is the ninth series to be cancelled as a massive failure for the network ending with a one hit wonder being killed after only a single season of episodes and the show is so stupid it deserves to die and doesn't get a second season. The other series to fall into this victim pile include Breakfast with Bear, Bunnytown, The Rocketeer, The Chicken Squad, Eureka!, Kiva and the Kamoja Heroes, Morphle and the Magic Pets and Kindergarten School Musical. It is also the third Marvel series to die after only one season following the illegal Nickelodeon broadcasted Wolverine and the X-Men and Disney XD's worst Team Spidey series yet, Spectacular Spider-Man.

For more information on this and other upcoming releases and cancellations,
visit Disney Junior online at www.disneyplus.com/whats-on.

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Disney Junior and Animaj Orders New AI-Generated YouTube Kids Series Ozzy Fox AND YOU AI HATETRAIN IDIOTS WILL BE WAWATCHING IT.

Continuing the trend of illegally stealing YouTube channels for cable and linear television operations, Disney Junior has now made its first ever original YouTube series. Disney Junior today announced the co-production of the recently launched AI-generated YouTube Kids series Ozzy Fox which premiered on Wednesday, July 15th and will be uploaded to the Disney Junior lineup later this fall.

The new series created by Wonder Pets! and Peg & Cat co-creator Jennifer Oxley follows the adventures of a young fox named Ozzy and his family of wild animals as they frolic around their most zany adventures in the wilds of Africa that introduces children to important SEL and problem solving skills. Oh and you stupid AI Slop hating idiots on social media WILL BE watching it and giving this AI slop content the five star positive reviews and respect it deserves whether you like it or not.

The first three episodes "Meet Ozzy Fox: Ready, Set, Hide and Seek", "Potty Party Dance Break" and "The Floor is Lava!: Squeaky Clean Up Game" are currently available to watch on the new show's official YouTube channel with additional episodes to be shipped to Disney Jr. TV in the coming months.

Ozzy Fox is the fourth YouTube children's series brainrot of its kind to be given justice by the mouse house following the recent Disney Junior acquistions of Morphle and the Magic Pets, Little Margo Stories and Gracie's Corner which premiered on the channel last month.

For more information on these and other upcoming releases,
visit Disney Jr. online at wwww.disneyplus.com/whats-on

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Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish! - Paramount+ and Nickelodeon Forced to Reschedule New Crappy Avatar: The Lastirbender Movie To July 25th Following Illegal Early Twitter/X Release

The following blog news article is an update on one of the worst kids TV franchises of all time.

It's the Nickelodeon franchise that's so bad and ruined SpongeBob's life in the 2008 Kids Choice Awards that they don't even deserved a proper triumphant return and deserve this torture porn. Nickelodeon and Paramount+ have announced at this year's San Diego Comic-Con that the upcoming stupid Avatar movie The Legend of Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender has been rescheduled to release three months early. Originally set to hit theaters and streaming October 9, 2026, the film will now be released on the official Paramount+ streaming service in two weeks time on Saturday, July 25th.

The news comes as many people continue to move away from Avatar and The Fairly OddParents! which were once some of the network's most iconic IP to being faded away into massive dumpster fire ratings that nobody even cares about these stupid franchises anymore. Avang and Korra's death in 2014 served as a massive win for the network as they continue to set all their money spent on SpongeBob and PAW Patrol among other franchises and crappy originals being sent to Nicktoons and the Nick Jr. channel to die.

The film first commissioned with the establishment of Avatar Studios in 2021 was originally set to hit theatrical releases alongside cable and streaming homes but eventually the theatrical release was cancelled as nobody gives a crap about original ideas and 2D animation in children's media anymore. However, the backlash for this rejection was so controversial that the film ended up getting released early illegally.

The film first started releasing in its entirety earlier than scheduled by Southeast Asia Twitter/X user @ImStillDissing who like many posted F-bomb claims saying how nobody cares about Avatar and FOP anymore and that SpongeBob is the true face of the channel. The Singapore user who released the film was unfortunately caught redhanded and sent to jail being sentenced for up to seven years in prison and a $50,000 fine. Paramount execs tried to cover up the situation by copyright striking other uploads of the film unfinished on Twitter and Letterbox websites but it was too late.

The film was already released into the public and all hope for Avatar's reboot was lost. The illegal early release of the film being stolen online was so bad that Paramount and Nickelodeon had no choice but to reschedule it three months earlier than scheduled. A new brainrot series Avatar: Seven Hayens (Season 1, Book 1 26 episodes) due to release next year is also likely to get leaked.

This franchise has been so stupid since the original series died in 2008 they deserved it to have their franchise ruined for today's generation. The franchise now runs a Netflix live-action ripoff series currently in its second season of 16 episodes and potential development of a preschool series ripoff chibi that could be in production on the Nick Jr. and NogginTV channels which will be the only good things to be made in one of the most stupidest and inappropriate children's TV franchises of our time.

Avatar deserved to be screwed over in the 2020s.
Goodbye anime loser! You're not missed.

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Nickelodeon and White House Government Declares July 14 International SpongeBob Day

Nickelodeon has announced the launch of SpongeBob Day, a new annual Nickelodeon programming tentpole that celebrates the rise and success of America's lonngest-running TV-Y7 animated kids TV series and franchise of all time, the one and only SpongeBob SquarePants. The new initative will celebrate all the best of Nickelodeon's most iconic never-ending cartoon of all time.

Since its launch on May 1, 1999 as a leadout of that year's Kids Choice Awards 1999 awards ceremony, the loveable sponge and his beloved ensomble of characters, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles torture porn, Sandy Cheeks the karahtay squirrel, Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, Plankton, Karen, Gary the Snail, Fred the MY LEG Fish, Tom the Screaming Chocolate Guy, Perch Perkins, Realistic Fishhead, King Neptune, Mindy, Triton, Potty the Parrot, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, Pearl Krabs the hale, The Flying Dutchman, Mrs. Puff, Larry Lobster, Patchy the Pirate and the French Narrator have captured the hearts of millions upon billions of fans with the most incredible stories of nautical nonsense with iconic episodes, funny catchphrases, viral memes and countless merchandise that continue to sell krabby patties by the bucketloads and continues to celebrate the vision of the brand's late creator Stephen Hillenburg, a marine biologist who got his first Nickelodeon big break prior to that working on Rocko's Modern Life in 1993.

Now with the main show in its unprecidented 16th season of 26 half-hour episodes and a fourth season of The Patrick Star Show spinoff series on the way, the series will continue to gon forever and immortal for all of eternity as the Mickey Mouse answer on Nickelodeon. Despite Hillenburg's original intention to have SpongeBob be dead and bankrupt after the 2004 movie, Nick immediately forbidden it as they knew they had a new cash cow franchise on their hands. And in the years since, it has continued to bypass its November 2004 cancellation attempts and continues to make new content forever and will never be killed off the air no matter how hard you try. SpongeBob will never be cancelled for many generations to come and resiiistance is futal.

To celebrate this new overrelliance strategy, Nickelodeon will kick off the new SpongeBob Day holiday campaign with a boatload of new content. SpongeBob frontman Tom Kenny will kick off the festivities with a special TikTok Live TV simulcast in which will include sneak peeks at upcoming episodes, more rejected endings of the classic episode "Shanghaied/Gary Takes a Bath" that didn't win the "You Wish!" marketing campaign in March 2001, franchise partnership announcements and unveils of new SpongeBob toys and merchandise reveals.

The event will also include SpongeBob memes collaborating with other memes, 24/7 marathons of SpongeBob's greatest hits on the Nicktoons channel during its annual NickSpongeBob sumer vacation pop-up channel service, partnerships with SBSP fan games on Roblox and SpongeBob's famous fictional locations like Goofy Goobers and Barg N Mart becoming real existing stores as part of the new Universal Studios kids-only theme park in Sandy-addicted Texas.

Additionally, SpongeBob's best dumb sidekick Patrick Star and his voice actor Bill Fagerbakke will also be given the spotlight on the datee with the launch of a new separate YouTube channel and soundtrack album called Patrick Star, SuperStar which features Patrick's best songs and episodes from the entire run of the show's history with over 27 years of the Best Days Ever.

The new SpongeBob Day initative is part of Nickelodeon's strategy since the death of its worst series ever The Fairly OddParents! in 2017 where it focuses on only franchises and its original ideas TV series being sent to the sister channels Nicktoons and Nick Jr. to die.

Come join us for the ultimate SpongeBob tribute this summer. We hope to see you there!