"David Zaslav, you're fired! And good riddance to bad illegal official streaming service removal rubbish!"
- David Ellisen, CEO of Paramount Skydance, February 2026
A nine-month legal battle is about to reach its triumphant climax as Paramount has succesfully sued the YouTuber complaining idiots in California and 12 other states to successfully launch the biggest company merger ever of the decade with the Paeramount and Warner Bros. apocalypse! The new merged company is due to launch with a closure around Monday, October 5th in two weeks time.
It brings to an end nine months of traunma and legal struggles to merge the two biggest children's television network rivalry networks under the same parent company, with Paramount about to take full ownership of one of the oldest and most troublesome animation studios of all time.
To celebrate the new achievement of Nickelodeon finally making the illegal streaming service idiots at HBO Max go bankrupt, Nickelodeon kicked off its new Warner Bros invasion last month with two marathons of the entire Harry Potter Cring movie saga based on the JK Rowling books nobody cares about anymore and starring Daniel Radcliff. The marathon was encored earlier this month as "HP and the Back to Hogwarts" for the back to school season.
The new mergfed company will see Nickelodeon take over ownership of HBO Max, CNN, DC Comics, Looney Tunes, Harry Potter, Tiny Toon Adventures, Animaniacs, Cartoon Network, Cartoonito, Adult Swim, Boomerang and Hanna-Barbara among other famous franchises and company brands.
However, Paramount's new WB merger apocalypse still has another corporate battle in court trials to face by the springtime of next March in 150 days time and will have to pay a $7 million termination fee in the new Nickelodeon/Cartoon Network mega-merger ends up backfiring in failure again.
For more information on these and other legal battles,
visit www.paramountskydance.com
Tuesday, September 22, 2026
MICKEY MOUSE BETRAYED US!!!! - Disney Junior Moves Up Mickey Mouse Clubhouse+ 2.0 Season 2 Release Date to Wednesday, September 30th, 2026; Orders Second Movie "Hot Diggity Dog Drive Thru"
Disney has stupidly lied to its viewers yet again by deciding to move up its upcoming second season renewal of the hit revival series Mickey Mouse Clubhouse+ 2.0 which premiered last summer. The second season of the show (Season 2, 32 episodes) which was originally supposed to be released in 2027 will now be released this year on Wednesday, September 30th in over a weeks time.
The new season will follow Disney's corporate mascot cast of characters as they venture on more adventures through the newly renovated clubhouse in the Toontown county of Hot Dog Hills where Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Goofy, Pluto, Chip and Dale, Peg Leg Pete, Clarabelle Cow, Professor Ludwig von Drake, Mortimer Mouse, Willie the Giant, Millie and Melody,, Toodles and their newest additions Duffy the Disney Bear, Hilda Hippo, Horace Horsecollar and Clara Cluck invite preschoolers and their families to journey into more mousekadoer adventures.
The new rebooted series also reveals new clubhouse headquarters for Minnie, Daisy and Goofy and Mickey's AI slop Mars doopleganger Martian Mickey as the main clubhouse has been running out of storage space since the series began 20 years ago, with Goofy's separate clubhouse set to debut in the sixth episode of this second season renewal.
The new season follows the continuous stupdity of Disney's stupid cable programming strategy that has been happening all year where they premiere and broadcast the entire Disney+ streaming service batches of 10-13 episodes being aired for 5-7 hours ALL ON THE SAME FREAKING ONE DAY rather than splitting up the premieres for five days a week as they should be when a new series or season renewal first comes out and then switches to the traditional Friday morning and Saturday night timeslots once the inital batch of episodes has finished airing daily after three weeks.
The new episodes this season includes
S02E01 "The Big Acorn Hunt" - September 30, 2026
S02E02 "Mickey's Get Up and Go Day" - October 1, 2026
S02E03 "Three Knights Are We" - October 2, 2026
S02E04 "Home Aloners" - October 9, 2026
S02E05 "The Friendship Day Adventure" - October 16, 2026
S02E06 "A GOOFY Clubhouse?!?" - October 23, 2026
S02E07 "A Haunted Halloween Hunt" - October 30, 2026 (Monstober Halloween Special)
Additionally, Disney has ordered a new hour-long movie to close out the season in July 2027 with the launch of the next MMCH+ movie Mickey's Hot Diggity Dog Drive Thru. A standalone hour-long episode of its spinoff miniseries Minnie's Bow-Toons is also due for release next summer.
For more information on this and other upcoming Disney Junior releases,
visit Disney Channel online at www.DisneyNOW.com
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The new season will follow Disney's corporate mascot cast of characters as they venture on more adventures through the newly renovated clubhouse in the Toontown county of Hot Dog Hills where Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Goofy, Pluto, Chip and Dale, Peg Leg Pete, Clarabelle Cow, Professor Ludwig von Drake, Mortimer Mouse, Willie the Giant, Millie and Melody,, Toodles and their newest additions Duffy the Disney Bear, Hilda Hippo, Horace Horsecollar and Clara Cluck invite preschoolers and their families to journey into more mousekadoer adventures.
The new rebooted series also reveals new clubhouse headquarters for Minnie, Daisy and Goofy and Mickey's AI slop Mars doopleganger Martian Mickey as the main clubhouse has been running out of storage space since the series began 20 years ago, with Goofy's separate clubhouse set to debut in the sixth episode of this second season renewal.
The new season follows the continuous stupdity of Disney's stupid cable programming strategy that has been happening all year where they premiere and broadcast the entire Disney+ streaming service batches of 10-13 episodes being aired for 5-7 hours ALL ON THE SAME FREAKING ONE DAY rather than splitting up the premieres for five days a week as they should be when a new series or season renewal first comes out and then switches to the traditional Friday morning and Saturday night timeslots once the inital batch of episodes has finished airing daily after three weeks.
The new episodes this season includes
S02E01 "The Big Acorn Hunt" - September 30, 2026
S02E02 "Mickey's Get Up and Go Day" - October 1, 2026
S02E03 "Three Knights Are We" - October 2, 2026
S02E04 "Home Aloners" - October 9, 2026
S02E05 "The Friendship Day Adventure" - October 16, 2026
S02E06 "A GOOFY Clubhouse?!?" - October 23, 2026
S02E07 "A Haunted Halloween Hunt" - October 30, 2026 (Monstober Halloween Special)
Additionally, Disney has ordered a new hour-long movie to close out the season in July 2027 with the launch of the next MMCH+ movie Mickey's Hot Diggity Dog Drive Thru. A standalone hour-long episode of its spinoff miniseries Minnie's Bow-Toons is also due for release next summer.
For more information on this and other upcoming Disney Junior releases,
visit Disney Channel online at www.DisneyNOW.com
Copyright ©MMXXVI Disney Enterprises Inc.
All Rights Reserved.
Wednesday, September 2, 2026
Disney Channel Germany Goes Bankrupt Off The Air As Disney Announces Launch of NEW European Cable Channel Disney TV Launching This Holiday Season
It's one of the biggest shakeups of Disney linear television history in 77 years as the German clone of Disney Channel in Germany, Switzerland and Austria (GSA/Deutschland) is about to go off the air and bankrupt shutting down after 27 years off the air. Disney has announced the launch of a brand new exclusive European cable channel called Disney TV which is slated to launch over the Christmas holiday season premiering on Tuesday, December 1st, 2026.
The new channel is the first of its kind of Disney in its 104 years of existance as for the first time ever,a. linear Disney-branded channel will broadcast adult oriented progrramming full of unreasonable violence, hyper realistic blood and swear words with the German linear Disney broadcast of programming and movies from Disney's other owned companies and sister channels including ABC, ABC Freeform, FX, Fox Network, National Geographic TV and the Disney+ invasion of Hulu.
It brings to an end 27 years of Disney Channel's German feed and an end to five incredible decades and over 50 broadcasting in Germany first beginning in 1976 on German PBS station AFD with a program called Walt Disney's World hosted by Peter Alexander and finally with the launch of Disney Channel Germany releasing on Saturday October 16, 1999.
The German feeds of Disney Junior and Disney XD will remain unchanged and remain on the air.
Most Tragic Week In Hollywood As Three Film, TV and Music Icons Die In The Same Week Alone
It is one of the most strngest weeks of celebrity deaths in the history of world multimedia as this past week saw us witnessing the death of killing three birds in one stone with the sudden passings of country music pioneer Dolly Parton, film & TV star Tim Curry and Disney Legend Peter Cullen who have all recently passed away at the ages of 80-85 years old respctively.
Dolly Parton was one of the first country music idols and pioneers in western music history breaking out decades of iconic hits like "Jolene", "Working 9 to 5", "Love is Like AButterfly" and "I Will Always Love You" made popular with the viral memed cover of Whitney Houston in the 1992 theatrical cult classic The Bodyguard. She also had the legend of collaborating with famous kids media brands including Barney, Sesame Street, Mickey Mouse and The Magic School Bus. Her last hurrah in showbiz came out last year in March 2025 with the release of The Wiggles country album Wiggle Up, GIddy Up which included a Wiggles ripoff of her iconic 80s pop hits and a newly written song by the country idol called "Friends!" and its Type B variation "Friends of Dorothy"
Tim Curry was made famous as one of the most iconic stars in Hollywood history with iconic roles such as Home Alone II: Lost in New York (1992) and The Muppet Movie 6: Muppet Treasure Ialnd (1997) but it all went wrong when he took on the role of Pennywise the jumpscaring clown in Stephen King's spooky horror movie IT (2017) which has been considered one of the worst horror movies and novels ever made.
Peter Cullen has been the iconic voice behind Optimus Prime in Transformers and the miserable donkey Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh from the very beginning since both franchise's audiovisual departments were first launched in 1966 and 1984 respectively. Optimus Prime's former sidekick Frank Welker better known these days as the frontman of Scooby-Doo and the voice of animal SFX alongside Dee Bradley Baker had recently reunited with his former Autobot nemesis for one last time with the launch of the upcoming posthumous short Optimus Prime: Awakening which is due to release as the post credits short film of the newly remastered Transformers: The Movie being rereleased in September for the film's unhistoric ruby 40th anniversary celebration as one last funeral hurrah and salute to this unforgetable man.
RIP to this trio of iconic stars and thanks for the memories. You will be deeply missed.
Dolly Parton was one of the first country music idols and pioneers in western music history breaking out decades of iconic hits like "Jolene", "Working 9 to 5", "Love is Like AButterfly" and "I Will Always Love You" made popular with the viral memed cover of Whitney Houston in the 1992 theatrical cult classic The Bodyguard. She also had the legend of collaborating with famous kids media brands including Barney, Sesame Street, Mickey Mouse and The Magic School Bus. Her last hurrah in showbiz came out last year in March 2025 with the release of The Wiggles country album Wiggle Up, GIddy Up which included a Wiggles ripoff of her iconic 80s pop hits and a newly written song by the country idol called "Friends!" and its Type B variation "Friends of Dorothy"
Tim Curry was made famous as one of the most iconic stars in Hollywood history with iconic roles such as Home Alone II: Lost in New York (1992) and The Muppet Movie 6: Muppet Treasure Ialnd (1997) but it all went wrong when he took on the role of Pennywise the jumpscaring clown in Stephen King's spooky horror movie IT (2017) which has been considered one of the worst horror movies and novels ever made.
Peter Cullen has been the iconic voice behind Optimus Prime in Transformers and the miserable donkey Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh from the very beginning since both franchise's audiovisual departments were first launched in 1966 and 1984 respectively. Optimus Prime's former sidekick Frank Welker better known these days as the frontman of Scooby-Doo and the voice of animal SFX alongside Dee Bradley Baker had recently reunited with his former Autobot nemesis for one last time with the launch of the upcoming posthumous short Optimus Prime: Awakening which is due to release as the post credits short film of the newly remastered Transformers: The Movie being rereleased in September for the film's unhistoric ruby 40th anniversary celebration as one last funeral hurrah and salute to this unforgetable man.
RIP to this trio of iconic stars and thanks for the memories. You will be deeply missed.
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