"David Zaslav, you're fired! And good riddance to bad illegal official streaming service removal rubbish!"
- David Ellisen, CEO of Paramount Skydance, February 2026
A nine-month legal battle is about to reach its triumphant climax as Paramount has succesfully sued the YouTuber complaining idiots in California and 12 other states to successfully launch the biggest company merger ever of the decade with the Paeramount and Warner Bros. apocalypse! The new merged company is due to launch with a closure around Monday, October 5th in two weeks time.
It brings to an end nine months of traunma and legal struggles to merge the two biggest children's television network rivalry networks under the same parent company, with Paramount about to take full ownership of one of the oldest and most troublesome animation studios of all time.
To celebrate the new achievement of Nickelodeon finally making the illegal streaming service idiots at HBO Max go bankrupt, Nickelodeon kicked off its new Warner Bros invasion last month with two marathons of the entire Harry Potter Cring movie saga based on the JK Rowling books nobody cares about anymore and starring Daniel Radcliff. The marathon was encored earlier this month as "HP and the Back to Hogwarts" for the back to school season.
The new mergfed company will see Nickelodeon take over ownership of HBO Max, CNN, DC Comics, Looney Tunes, Harry Potter, Tiny Toon Adventures, Animaniacs, Cartoon Network, Cartoonito, Adult Swim, Boomerang and Hanna-Barbara among other famous franchises and company brands.
However, Paramount's new WB merger apocalypse still has another corporate battle in court trials to face by the springtime of next March in 150 days time and will have to pay a $7 million termination fee in the new Nickelodeon/Cartoon Network mega-merger ends up backfiring in failure again.
For more information on these and other legal battles,
visit www.paramountskydance.com
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