Tuesday, July 23, 2024

Mickey & Minnie Mouse Owns ALL The Companies - Disney Celebrates 15th Anniversary of D23 Expo Convention with First Ever Disneyland Edition

It's time for the ultimate 101, a hundred and one years of Disney fun! The 123-year-old kids and family outlet The Walt Disney Company is celebrating the 15th anniversary of its iconic convention and the award-winning bi-annual company picnic, the annual D23 Expo: The Ultimate Disney Fans Experience, the ultimate Disney fan extraavaganza that first hit the corporate ladder of success back in 2009, originally created as a memorial service to mourn the death of Mickey Mouse' ex-husband Wayne Allwine by doing the impossible in the 15 years of the even't existance. FOr the first time ever in history, Disney is bringing the iconic con to its own themepark at Disneyland, the Happiest Place on Earth.

The annual four-day Disney fan event kicks off with a special D23 Day at Disneyland which kicks off Thursday August 8th, 2024 and lasting the event's whole weekend of August 8-11. The four day event will include new experiences, exclusive limited-run park attractions, photo ops with some of Disney's biggest television and movie studio crew members including the creators of Goof Troop and an exclusive sneak peek at the new series Disney has planned in store for the 2024-2025 TV season.

This year's D23 Expo 2024 will also see the third annual Disney Junior Fan Fest: Let's Play! Party coming to you live from the Disney's California Adventure park area. The eight-hour event will include the animation showcase which will reveal exclusive looks at upcoming new series orders, the official premiere dates and voice cast announcements of existing titles currently in post-production, new seasons renewals and the official theme songs and opening titles for select newcomers. Like the previous two Disney Junior Fan Fest events Fun Fest and DJr. & Friends Playdate, all highlights from the annual Disney Junior convention will be broadcasted live on the official Disney Junior, Disney Channel, Disneyland and Disney Parks YouTube accounts, with additional coverage as ever provided by our friends and pals at MouseSteps.com/JWL Media, Inside the Magic and AllEars.Net.

The annual event this year will also include panels centered on other famous Disney and 20th Century Fox Studios properties, including the new documentary in production chronicling the making of the 1995 direct-to-video Disney classic A Goofy Movie starring former Toon Disney, Jetix and Disney XD announcer Jason Marsden as Goofy's tortured son Max, celebrating 70 years of The Muppets which Disney co-owns the rights to alongside PBS, Apple TV+, Warner Bros. Discoveery, Sesame Workshop and The Jim Henson Company, the backstory of 100 years of MARVEL comics and celebrating 40 years and over 100 series of the company's animation studio; Walt Disney Television Animation.

For more information and to book tickets for the biggest Disney salute EVER, visit us online
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Nickelodeon Clickbait - Nick Jr. and VStar Greenlight "PAW Patrol Live! IV: A Mighty ADventure", New Broadway Musical Ripoff of Theatrical Feature Films, To Launch October 12th

 Chase, Marshall, Rubble and Skye and the whole gang of dogs who are so terrible at their community service work are at it again in the fourth entry of the Tony-nominated PAW Patrol Live! Broadway musical stage show series, produced by Nickelodeon Studios in conjunction with VStar Corporation Entertainment Group and Cirque De Soleil Entertainment

The new stage show production, PAW Patrol Live! IV: A Mighty Adventure picks up where their silver screen movie series left off on some stupid cliffhanger where the movie ended with Skye having to blast about 23,000 meteors that showed up out of nowhere after Humdinger idiot was once again arrested and sent to jail trapped behind bars, the PAWsomest Nick Jr cash cow around takes center stage in this storyline about what happens when festivities gone wrong. The new musical follows the PAW Patrol dogs being invited to this bootleg street party in Adventure City, New York but Victoria Vance got left out of the festivities for no stupid reason and plans some dumb crime to steal the bash for herself. It's currently unknown how this entry will play out, but we're pretty sure that it will end with some Sccoby Doo tactics of how this dumb antagonist voiced by the very talented Taraji P. Henson just wanted to get invited to this epic Nickelodeon tribute bash and this musical was lazy and a waste of everybody's time.

However, Nickelodeon is in some state attempting to sue VStar and cancel these productions all together, as fans have realized that this PAW Patrol Live! entry is basically a Broadway ripoff of the 2023 Nick Jr. record breaker film PAW Patrol II: The Mighty Pups Movie which has grossed over $250 million worldwide in box office sales. It's currently unknown who will perform Victoria Vance' stage show imposter actress, though Matthew Lamb who plays Humdinger is more likely to return to the iconic and never-ending saga of rthese animated dogs for the fourth time around.

PAW Patrol Live! 4: A Might ADventure
joins the quadrilogy of other musicals in this eight-year deal with VStar and Cirque De Soleil, which also includes 2016's Race to the Rescue, 2017's The Great Pirates Adventure and last year's successful 10th anniversary special Heroes Unite, the latter two of which has yet to get a Nickelodeon cable television and Paramount+ streaming release date.

Tuesday, July 16, 2024

Nickelodeon Revives The Backyardigans In Limited YouTube Music Video Series (but it's a Cocomelon ripoff)

OH WE MEMELORDS ARE SO BACK.

Nickelodeon on Friday has ordered a new short-form music video series based on one of the most memetastic preschool tevision series of all time, The Backyardigans. The award-winning series created by the late Janice Burgess is at it again for a whole new generation. The fab five of the Great White North, Pablo the penguin, Tyrone the moose, Uniqua the dog, Tasha the rhinoceros and Austin the kangaroo are back once more and have gotten a major redesign upgrade.

The new series of music video episodes launched Friday morning on the franchise' official YouTube channel that was went live to the public last month. The first track is so painfully obvious. This new batch of episodes starts with "Castaways", one of the show's iconic songs which went viral on Spotify, TikTok and YouTube Poops in the summer of 2021 during the COVID virus pandemic.

However, many millennial fans have discovered that this series has had the characters redesigned very porrly and is nothing but Nickelodeon trying to be the company owner of Cocomelon, the most subscribed and most popular YouTube Kids account of all time. This isn't the first time that Nick Jr. has done this JJ bootleg stupdity though. Back in November 2022, the network launched Blue's Clues & You!: Lola's Nursery Rhymes on the official Blue's Clues YouTube channel and is nothing but another stupid Cocomelon ripoff with Blue and Magenta stealing the Cocomelon animation secret formula.

It's currently unknown if Nickelodeon will greenlight a full half-hour series revival of the iconic show or if whether or not these redesigns will stick around at all. However, the new series was launch with a special tribute document for the late Janice Burgess which was written on LinkedIn by the content creators and company execs at Nelvana Limited and Nickelodeon Animation Studios.

Disney Junior Celebrates "Let's Play!" Rebrand Launch with New Summer Programming Lineup

 It's now been over a month since Disney Junior has rebranded with the new acronym logo that is basically
a Disney ripoff of the 2009 Nick Jr logos. To celebrate this new era, Disney has cooked up some real great programming and primetime specials to air throughout the summer.

Among the new content featured includes all-new episodes of its hit series Mickey Mouse Funhouse, SuperKitties, MARVEL's Spiderman and his Amazing Friends, Firebuds, Bluey minisodes, the epic season finale of Pupstruction and its new hit series Ariel The Little Mermaid. New episodes of Firebuds and the season finale of Pupstruction will also premiere in extended primetime at 7:00pm and 7:30pm ET on Wednesday nights, July 17th and 24th respectively

The network's popular interstitial miniseries Me & Mickey, Minnie's Bow Toons: Camp Minnie, Playdate with Winnie the Pooh and Me & Winnie the Pooh are also returning to the channel for a whole new slew of episodes, set to be released on July 31st, August 19th and August 20th respectively.

And finally, the new miniseries joining the pre-K party include Disney Junior's Play Gamebreak and Disney Animals: Under the Sea with Ariel, the latter being the latest addition of the network's award-winning Disney Animals series, both slated to premiere on July 15th and followed by the already greenlit SuperKitties: Supurr Adventures launching August 7th.Additionally for the summer, the Disney Junior Play Bus road tour will be crusing the streets of New York and Hollywood.

The new slew of Disney Junior's summer TV programming all leads up to the grand opening night of the latest and arguably greatest addition to the Disney Junior stage show broadway musical imposter series Disney Junior Live on Tour: Let's Play!, scheduled to curtain goes up to have its first performances at the Segerstrom Center for the Performing Arts in Costa Mesa, CA on Tuesday September 17th.

Saturday, July 13, 2024

Party's Over - Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2024 Winners List Unveiled

 And that just about wraps things up for the epic 37th annual Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2024. Everyone here at Paramount we had a great time as ever giving out blimps and sliming celebrities and we hope you did too. Tom Kenny and Bill Fagerbakke are completely sweating after all those blasted barnacle heads messing up their AI, AR and VR programming technology.

Highlights from this year's ceremony include the likes of the ceremony opening with another one of those Realistic Fishhead's Bikini Bottom News skits followed by a tribute to the fierce nine year old kids of Northern Texas (NO, you can never say Sandy Cheeks' population is dumb), Jack Black accidentally getting slime in his mailbox, Dora the Explorer brainwashing the parents in the audience, Lincoln Loud pumping up his "LOUD-ometer" to introduce the Best Animated Movie category, Ryan Kaji doing another one of his stupid unboxing videos ahead of a new Nickelodeon movie named after the Ryan's World YouTube channel, Rock Paper Scissors, Dora the Explorer, The Loud House and PAW Patrol going over the other category winners in rapid fire procession (since we can't squeeze every award presentation into one 90-minute broadcast), Young Dylan Gilmer and Hannah Stocking holding a live vote inspired by CITV's classic Saturday series Ministry of Mayhem on what type of cake should Hannah get hit with, Jelly Roll and Heidi Klum putting on a bootleg Super Bowl NFL halftime show, and for the grand finale, a special birthday mashup of the theme song of the incredible never-ending cash cow franchise saga of SpongeBob SquarePants, which spoiler alert, he has won YET AGAIN.

Among the new content teased during the ceremony include the August 12 release date for the Nickelodeon cable broadcast of the hit six-episode miniseries Knuckles based on the second film in the Paramount, Nintendo and SEGA's Sonic the Hedgehog cinematic movie universe, with a third film slated to be released this December just in time for Christmas, the Transformers 40th anniversary special Transformers: One slated for September 20th, Columbia Pictures and Weston Woods' live-action movie ripoff of the animated children's book classic Harold and the Purple Crayon slated for August 2nd and the highly-anticipated new TMNT series Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles slated for release on FRiday, August 9th, 2024 with all this stuff and more coming to Nickelodeon and Paramount+.

Despite the PAW Patrol theatrical film sequel never won the Best Animated Movie or Favorite Female Animated Voice Actor movie (which is really stupid and that nomination was rigged), at least Skye herself, McKenna Grace at least still honored to get the opportunity to take part in all the slimy festivities and hang out with all of you kids out there.

So until next year while we have all this slime, balloons and confetti to clean up, here's the complete rundown of all the winners from this year's KCAs 2024!

NICKELODEON KIDS CHOICE AWARDS 2024 WINNERS RUNDOWN
MOVIES
FAVORITE MOVIE ACTOR
Timothee Chalamet (WIlly Wonka, Willy Wonka 2023 ripoff)

FAVORITE MOVIE ACTRESS
Margot Robbie (Barbie, Barbie PG-13 ripoff)

FAVORITE LIVE-ACTION MOVIE
Barbie PG-13 ripoff

FAN-FAVORITE MOVIE
Good Burger 2

FAVORITE ANIMATED MOVIE
Spiderman II: Across the Spiderverse

FAVORITE MALE VOICE FROM AN ANIMATED MOVIE
Adam Sandler (Leo, Leo)

FAVORITE FEMALE VOICE FROM AN ANIMATED MOVIE
Anna Kendrick (Princess Poppy, Trolls III: Band Together)

FAVORITE VILLAIN
Jack Black (Bowser, The Super Mario Bros. Movie)

TELEVISION
FAVORITE KIDS TV ACTOR
Walker Scobell (Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

FAVORITE KIDS TV ACTRES
Olivia Rodrigo (Nini Bolton, High School Musical: The Series)

FAVORITE FAMILY TV ACTOR
Iain Armitage (Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon)

FAVORITE FAMILY TV ACTRESS
Miranda Cosgrove (Carly Shay, iCarly 2021)

FAVORITE KIDS TV SERIES
Percy Jackson and the Olympians

FAVORITE FAMILY TV SERIES
Young Sheldon

FAVORITE ANIMATED SERIES
SpongeBob SquarePants (SPOILER ALERT: He wins yet again)

FAVORITE REALITY COMPETITION GAME SHOW SERIES
Simon Cowell's America's Got Talent starring Simon Cowell

MUSIC
FAVORITE MALE ARTIST
Post Malone

FAVORITE FEMALE ARTIST
Taylor Swift

FAVORITE MUSIC GROUP
Imagine Dragons

FAVORITE SONG OF THE YEAR
Billie Eilish - What Was I Made For?

FAVORITE ALBUM
Olivia Rodrigo - Do You Have It???? GUTS!

FAVORITE CONCERT TICKETS OF THE YEAR
Taylor Swift - The Eras Tour

FAVORITE VIRAL MEME SONG
Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso Coffee

FAVORITE MUSICAL DUET/COLLABORATION
Aqua - Barbie Girl in a Barbie World (feat. Nick Minaj and Ice Spice)

FAVORITE BREAKOUT ARTIST
Renee Rapp

FAVORITE GLOBAL MUSIC STAR
Taylor Swift (North America)


FAVORITE SOCIAL MEDIA ARTIST
Bella Poarch

SOCIAL MEDIA
FAVORITE MALE CREATOR
MrBeast

FAVORITE FEMALE CREATOR
Lexi Rivera

FAVORITE SOCIAL MEDIA FAMILY
Jordan Splish Matter

FAVORITE GAMING CHANNEL
Kai Cenat

OTHER STUFF
FAVORITE MALE SPORTS STAR
Travis Knight

FAVORITE FEMALE SPORTS STAR
Simone Biles

FAVORITE VIDEOGAME
Roblox

THE BIG GREEN HELP LEGENDS AWARD
Serena Williams (2024 honoree)
presented by Kelly Rowland

THIS YEAR'S LIVE VOTE: Which slime cake should Young Dylan throw at Hannah Stocking?
Birthday Cake

THIS YEAR'S SLIMED CELEBRITIES ("I Don't Know!)"
Jack Black
Bill Fagerbakke
Young Dylan Gilmer
Henry Golding
Jelly Roll
Tom Kenny
The Kid Leroi
Kel Mitchell
Renee Rapp
Hannah Stocking
Kenan Thompson
Serena Williams

On behalf of all of us here at Paramount Global, thanks for watching and goodnight! See you next year!!!!

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Friday, July 12, 2024

Star Studded and Slime Flooded - Nickelodeon Unveils Kids Choice Awards 2024 VIP Guests and Celebrity Lineup

Time for you blasted barnacle heads is running out to cast your votes! Nickelodeon is getting ready for this year's biggest Kids Choice Awards 2024 ceremony EVER!!!! For the first time ever, the channel's flagship annual slimefest is being hosted in the form of animated characters from SpongeBob with the incredible talent of Tom Kenny and Bill Fagerbakke as the hosts and featuring the first rainbow colored slime on the Nickelodeon channel since 1990.

To get final preparations ready for tomorrow night's epic event, Nickelodeon has today announced the guest list of famous faces and Nick veterans who will have the honor of getting SLIMED, presenting one of the award categories, promoting this fall's hottest films and hanging out with the channel's biggest fans.

Among the list of stars slated to walk the Orange Carpet will include the following:
Carlos Alazraqui (Rocko's Modern LifeThe Fairly OddParents, Wow Wow Wubbzy, Rock Paper Scissors))
Iain Armiatge (The Big Bang Theory, PAW Patrol)
Kristen Bell (Frozen, PAW Patrol II: The Mighty Pups Movie)
Jack Black (The Super Mario Bros. Movie)
Suzanne Blakeside (The Fairly OddParents)
Benny Blanco
Timothee Charmalet (Barbie PG-13 movie ripoff)
Simon Cowell (American Pop Idol, The X Factor, America's/Britain's Got Talent)
Dylan Gilmer (Tyler Perry's Young Dylan)
Henry Golding
Jack Griffo (The Thundermans)
Jelly Roll
Anna Kendrick
Heidi Klum (Project Runway)
Kira Kosarin (The Thundermans)
Howie Mandel (Muppet Babies, Bobby's World, Deal or No Deal, America's Got Talent)
Idina Menzel (Frozen)
Kel Mitchell (All That, Kenan & Kel, Game Shakers, PBS Kids' Clifford the Big Red Dog (2000-2003), Netflix' VeggieTales in the House/City)
Shemeik Moore (Spiderman II: Across the Spiderverse)
Daran Norris (The Fairly OddParents)
Nolan North (Blaze and the Monster Machines)
Rita Ora (Disney-ABC's Dick Clark's New Years Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest)
Gordon Ramsey (MasterChef, Hell's Kitchen)
Renee Rapp
Margot Robbie (Barbie PG-13 movie ripoff)
Wolfgang Schaeffer (The Really Loud House)
Tara Strong (The Fairly OddParents, Wow Wow Wubbzy)
Kenan Thompson (All That, Kenan & Kel, PBS Kids' Nature Cat, NBC's Saturday Night Live)
Serena Williams
Diana Zermeno (Dora the Explorer 2024: Say Hola to Adventures)

In addition, famed tennis star Serena Williams (PAW Patrol II: The Mighty Pups Movie) will receive a special honor at the ceremony as the recipient of this year's "Big Green Help Legends" Award and among the music performances will include the likes of The Kid Leroi and Justin Bieber singing their smash hits "Nights Like These", "I Need You to Stay" and their latest hit single "Girls".

For more further information on the ceremony, visit the website
www.kidschoiceawards.com

Wednesday, July 10, 2024

Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2024 and SpongeBob SquarePants 25th Anniversary Updates

 Nickelodeon has confirmed some updates about its upcoming Kids Choice Awards ceremony hosted in
ani
mation form in the Bikini Bottom landscape hosted by Tom Kenny and Bill Fagerbakke and also the 25th silver anniversary of SpongeBob SquarePants, one of the biggest kids TV cash cows of all time.

For starters, the KCAs will do something that the ceremony has NEVER attempted before in 37 years. The channel's classic staple of sliming kids and celebrities will have the slime gallons in rainbow colors for the very first time ever. This tactic draws back to a mid-1980s episode of the Nickelodeon and YTV sketch-comedy classic You Can't Do That on Television which for the channel's first 20 years of existance, the tradition of getting slimed would be triggered whenever someone responded "I Don't Know!" if whenever they didn't know the answers to certain questions about the usual things kids like to do.

Additionally, the celebrity attendee and presentations lineup is even more ridiculous. This year's ceremony of slimee filled festivities will include the likes of characters from Nickelodeon's mass variety of franchises, including the likes of The Loud House, Rock Paper Scissors, the recently launched and successful Dora the Explorer reboot, Blue's Clues, PAW Patrol, Blaze and the Monster Machines, Transformers: EarthSpark, Star Trek: Prodigy and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from the upcoming new Nickelodeon series Tales of the TMNT set to bow on August 9th next month.

Also in the pipeline is the 25th anniversary celebration of SpongeBob SquarePants which sees the highly-anticipated season two premiere of Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years and the finally awaited Paramount+ streaming premiere of The Patrick Star Show and SpongeBob SquarePants Season 13. To celebrate how far the franchise has come over the years, Nickelodeon is pulling out all the stops to make SpongeBob's big prime of life day the BEST YEAR EVER!!!!

TO celebrate this incredible milestone, Paramount Global will debut the lost media of the iconic franchise of this beloved children's animated series' original 1997 pilot, a prototype of the KCAs 1999 premiere episode "Help Wanted/Reef Blowers/Tea at the Treedom"  during the 2024 SDCC convention, the annual San Diego Comic Con next month in August. The incredible voice cast of the show, now in their early 60s has alo unveiled a 12-foot 1800 square feet structure of the iconic optimistic sponge which will be displayed in one of the biggest SDCC presentation panels ever

The SpongeBob 25 celebration kicks off with the KCAs 2024 on July 13th and will climax next Christmas with the December 2025 release of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 5: Search for SquarePants which caps off an incredible milestone for one of the longest-running animated kids series of all time.