Disney Leadership Sinks At An All-Time Low As Bob Iger Quits

It's the end of Disneyland as we know it. After an incredible 30 years of supporting the greatest children's and family entertainment company ruler of all time taking down every greedy company in sight, Disney boss and CEO Robert A. Iger has had enough and has decided to step down from the company and leave the mouse house all together. Iger is due to leave the company before his current contract expires on New Years Eve 2027 (December 31, 2026 at 12AM).

The now 78-year-old Disney boss first joined the company in 1996 when Disney first bought out ABC and created the classic Disney's One Saturday Morning block and the daily spinoff production of Disney's One Too for UPN and The CW. His first project with the networks came in right around the eighth season of xAmerica's Funniest Home Videos (AFHV) during the last hurrah of the classic era of the show hosted by the late Full House alumni Bob Saget.

Iger became boss of the company full-time on October 1, 2005 following the departure of Disney's other great CEO Michael Eisner and the passing of Vice Chariman of the Board, Roy Edward Disney, nephew to uncle and founder Walt Disney who started the Disney magic 103 years ago. His first order of business as Disney's newest leader of the mouse club was to open the 2005 edition of the annual Disney Parks Magical Christmas Day Parade which airs on ABC every December 25th.

Iger's first exit with the company in 2020 during the stupid coronavirus years was only temporary as the man who replaaced him Bob Chapek was the worst and most offensive executive Mickey and Minnie Mouse has ever worked for. Crimes at Disney commited by Chapek inclued cutting the third and final season of story arc-driven animated series The Owls House from a full 20-episode order to a whoppy three hour-long specials with only six episodes made and making an offensive statement that Disney animation should only be enjoyed by kids which is not true at all. Chapek was fired due to this racism in the chilly Thanksgiving of November 2022 and Iger was brought back to reclaim his clubhouse throne.

This time around, Iger is sacking for good. This news comes a few weeks after Disney recently made its new anti-pracy partnership with OpenAI's Sora 2 and ChatGPT AI programming allowing their fanbase to illegally steal their characters with no punishment for no reason at all whatsoever. Iger still confesses that this AI is for their haters' own good as punishment for being disrespectful to their live-action remakes of their animated classics ever since the second The Jungle Book IRL in 2016.

Our hearts and prayers goes out to the entire Disney staff who are struck down with this heartbreaking news and dealing through this very difficult time. Our eternal gratitude to Bob Iger and the entire Disney team past and present who has worked tirelessly over the generations to continue spreading the Disney magic to both the young and young at heart for years to come.

Thank you for everything you've brought to the world Robert A. Iger. You will be deeply missed.

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