What happens when stupid YouTubers complain about the silliest of things? They get banished to the island of AI slop. In today's modern age of Holywood wheree hatetrain opinions and original movie and TV show ideas doesn't exist anymore and everything is IP and nostalgia bait central, the ruler of quality kids TV domination The Walt Disney Company is about to go into its most controversial and confusing technology upgrade yet in its 103 year vault catalog.
Disney has just signed a deal with AI software company OpenAI allowing viewers and mouseketeers alike to questionably be allowed to steal Disney's characters for their own and get away with it. In the most wild and craziest protection of their copyright law, Disney has signed a three-year contract with OpenAI for Disney hardcore fans to use Disney's characters for Sora 2 and ChatGPT content, including images, videos, music and their own bootleg animation.
The company has licensed over 200+ characters from their library to be tested with this new technology over the Disney Vault back catalog, everything from its corporate mascots Mickey & Minnie Mouse, Winnie the Pooh and Disney Princess to its subsidiary brands of Pixar Animation Studios, MARVEL Comics, Lucasfilm's Star Wars, National Geographic and 20th Century Fox Studios. The new AI based technology will also have a similar fate on Disney's staff of employees at the company's headquarters in Burbank, CA with the creation of a Disney version of ChatGPT AI called DisneyBot.
Bob Iger, president of the mouse house since 2004 calls this as a new high-stakes technology experiment for the greatest children's entertainment company of all time and also has no choice but to inappropriately point the middle finger at their unneccessarry hatetrain idiots who have been disrespecting Disney's crappy live-action remakes films over the last decade for no reason at all whatsoever.
The new deal with Disney and OpenAI will allow viewers to make their own Disney+ streaming service animated content and also get Disney's upcoming sequels to try and release faster such as the upcoming Frozen III in 2027 and The Incredibles 3 set for 2028. This new practice will have companies stop being lazy idiots and having their movie sequels from the five major children's television networks for a boring 5-10 years just to get sequels out instead of releasing a new sequel every 2-3 years like it should be.
This isn't the first nor the last time children's television has thrown shade at their haters by punishing them with AI-generated content. Last year during a Nickelodeon ripoff broadcast of the annual NFL Wildcard Weekend game live from Las Vegas, Nevada, an AI-generated model of the Handsome Squidward meme from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "The Thing/The Two Faces of Squidward" accidentally slipped into production instead of using an actual CGI model of it from the Nickelodeon Super Smash Bros.: All Star Brawl 2 videogame
The new deal between Disney and OpenAI is expected to last up until at least 2030 when the third season of Disney Junior's recent Mickey Mouse Clubhouse+ 2.0 reboot wraps production and Disney releases the 2029 sequel to the 2017 Pixar animated cult classic Coco set for release in 2029.
Disney's new AI-generated content deal proves once again that today's world of artificial intelligence content and technology is still a confusing medium and people are still debating on whether AI is a good thing or a bad thing for multimedia family content. Fast food chains like McDonalds and Coca-Cola were also hit with AI slop backlash but have no mercy for their haters at all whatsoever and their corporate executives telling social media to just shut up and deal with it.
For more information on this and other new fgeatures,
subscribe to Disney Plus at disneyplus.com
Copyright ©MMXXVI Disney Enterprises Inc.
All Rights Reserved.
No comments:
Post a Comment