STOP LYING TO US!!! - Ant & Dec Cancel Saturday Night Takeaway AGAIN FOR THE THIRD TIME After 22 Years

 The ITV kings give us and the ITV kings take it away.

48-year old Ant & Dec have upsetted and lied to their fans once again last THursday, May 18th when they revealed that the ITV1 Saturday night variety show staple Saturday Night Takeaway would be going on hiatus break again for the third time after 22 years and reaching the 20th landmark season in 2024 (continuing to be big fat liars as 2024 would be the 19th season and Season 4 is actually Season 3 episodes 7-12 in disguise as they did two batches of episodes in 2004 during the same year)

Ant & Decs Saturday Night Takeaway first launched on June 8, 2002 and has been the crown jewel of ITV's Saturday programming content slate ever since. The first show in history where viewers could win the channel's commercial breaks with its infectious slogan of "Don't just watch the adverts! WIN THEM!".

Among the Geordie duo's most iconic sketches featured on the show including, but not limited to, the quiz Grab/Win the Ads, Little Ant & Dec which featured primary school children dressed like the hosts, Undercover and I'm A Celebrity, GET OUT OF MY EAR where they would prank the world's biggest and best celebrities just for the hell of it, the End of the Show Show which Ant & Dec would join in the performance anyway despite the artists demanding them not to, and of course the unforgetable Olympics-esque tournament of Ant VS Dec, hosted first by Kirsty Gallagher, then by THe Pussycats Dolls girl group member Ashley Roberts and most recently, ITV legend Stephen Mulhern, who also hosts the Britain's Got Talent behind the scenes extras on ITV2.

In the show's last seven years, two new traditions were introduced in which each season would include a mystery crime-thriller sketch divided into five or six parts and the season finale being filmed international. Althought Ant & Dec still owe us that Disneyt World season finale #2 that was rejected three years ago.

This isn't the first time that the show was cancelled, put on hiatus or the Geordie hosts being big fat liars to their fans and faking the show's death. The show first went on hiatus after the eighth season in 2009-2013 and was also cancelled in the 2019 slate due to McPartlin recovering from a speeding ticket car crash accident that caused him to take the year off and have Dec host by himself.

Of course, despite the show going on hiatus for stupid reasons again for the third time around, this doesn't mean that the duo is gone from screens forever. Ant & Dec still have a pretty good future ahead of them, with the UK leg of Simon Cowell's Got Talent airing in April after the current season of SNT ends, I'm A Celebrity, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!, a Aussie-filmed game show which puts the biggest celebrities in the grave schemes of danger and their most recent hilarious gameshow scan Limitless Win where the typical game show money prize jackpot has no maximum values.

Ant & Dec first hit the airwaves in 1989 with their rubbish PJ & Duncan music career in the short-lived classic UK soap opera drama Byker Grove. They also had a short role of co-hosting the short-lived CITV Saturday morning variety show Gimme 5 with Jenny Powell. But it wasn't until 1998's SM:TV Live and CD:UK that put the Geordie lads firmly on the national stage and put these boys on the map.

SNT used to air before the original UK version of Who Wants to Be A Millionaire? hosted by Chris Tarrant and Jeremy Clarkson, but now airs before the Stars in Their Eyes reboot spinoff Starstruck hosted by Simon Cowell's The X Factor 2009 S8 runnerup Olly Murs.

The final season of A&D's SNT (for now) is set to air between Feruary-April 2024 and already fans are threating them to film at Walt Disney World again as they originally promised back in 2020 and threatening them that if they fail to go to Disney World for Disney's 100th Anniversary celebration, then they unfortunately will never be watching these guys ever again.

Nickelodeon and Tinkergarten Collide To Develop Neww NOGGIN Series "Troop Dragonflies" To Premiere Monday, June 12th

 On the heels of the recently successful Dance Squad made in conjunction with Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater Studios, Nickelodeon's NOGGIN is set to premiere the new original series Troop Dragonflies (six episodes) on Monday June 12th, 2023.

Created in conjunction with Tinkergarten, creators of the SiriusXM Kids PLace Live's "WOW in the World" podcast hosted by Absolutely Mindy Thomas and NPR's Guy Ross with music by The Pop Ups, this brand new original NOGGIN series follows a group of young friends as they venture outside and experience the wonders of nature with the animals and organisms around them.

Each of the six 12-minute episodes follows a different theme of what young children like to see when they're out walking through the park and exploring the nature around them.

The episodes of the series include
1x01 Ants - June 12, 2023
1x02 Turtles - June 19, 2023
1x03 Birds - June 26, 2023
1x04 Flowers - July 3, 2023
1x05 Stars - July 10, 2023
1x06 Butterflies - July 17, 2023

Troop Dragonflies is the latest series for NOGGIN SVOD's 2023 content slate, which also includes original series Dance Squad, library series The Tiny Chef Show and new episodes of original series NOGGIN Knows and Balloons Builders, plus new library episodes of Baby Shark's Big Show!, Santiago of the Seas, Blue's Clues & You!, Bubble Guppies and The Adventures of Paddington Bear (2019).

For more information, visit www.noggin.com/troop-dragonfly

More Clues and More Dogs - NOGGIN and Paramount+ Premieres Blue's Clues & You Season 3

 Steve, Donovan, Josh and Blue have returned for the third time around with the third season of the 2019 reoot series Blue's Clues & You! now streaming on NOGGIN and Paramount+.

Episodes include
3-01 Our New Neighbor!
3-02 The Ghost of the Living Room
3-03 The Blue's Clues Hanukkah Festival of Lights
3-04 Blue's SNowy Day Surprise ft. Leslie Odom Jr.
3-05 Blue's Dinosaur Clues ft. H.E.R.
3-06 Building with Blue
3-07 Blue's Backyard Sports Day Spectacular
3-08 Blue's Mystery Present ft. Donovan Patton
3-09 The Mailtime Mystery ft. Steven Burns and Donovan Patton
3-10 Magenta's Bad Case of the April Fools Giggles
3-11 Rainbow Puppy's Skidoo Adventure
3-12 Blue's Treasure of Clue Lagoon ft. Steven Burns
3-13 Blue and Little RAINBOW PUPPY Riding Hood
3-14 Blue's ASL Storytime with Camilla
3-15 Tickety Tock's Big Musical Morning
3-16 Something New at Blue's School
3-17 Felling Filipino
3-18 Into the BLUE Universe
3-19 Sage and Ginger's Baby Book
3-20 The Amazing Joshini ft. Donovan Patton
3-21 Blue's Big City Adventure Movie ft. Steven Burns and Donovan Patton (Season 3 Finale)

At long last, all three complete seasons and the feature film (63 half-hour episodes) are now available to stream on both NOGGIN and Paramount+. The 2019 reboot is currently on its 4th season of 26 episodes with a Season 5 on the way later this autumn.

April Showers Bring May Flowers - Nickelodeon May 2023 Premieres Schedule

 Here's what's Nickelodeon's got cooking for May 2023

BABY SHARK"S BIG SHOW! (WATCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
FRI June 9th S02E09 "The Trouble with the Bunny Slugs/Life with Chumby"
FRI June 16th S02E10 "SHARKhouse Rock/Toothpaste Troubles"
All times 12:30PM ET/11:30AMc

BLUE'S CLUES & YOU!
FRI May 5th S04E06 "Knights of the Snack Table" (Blue's Room episode ripoff)
FRI May 12th S04E07 "Night at the Blue Museum"
FRI May 19th S04E08 "The Screwed Up Storybook of Shovel & Pail"
FRI May 26th S04E09 "The Case of the Missing Thinking Chair" ft. Steven Burns
All times 11:00AM ET/10:00c

BOSSY BEAR
MON May 1st S01E11 "The Sleepover Blues/JUST ROLL WITH IT/A Day Behind"
TUES May 2nd S01E12A "Space Invaders"
WEDS May 3rd S01E12B "The LITERAL Reindeer Games"
THURS May 4th S01E12C "Short Kites"
MON May 8th S01E13 "Jelly Juggernaut/One Bear Band Show/Snowman Mania!"
TUES May 9th S01E14A "Dad's BIG Surprise!"
WEDS May 10th S01E14B "Scout's Honors"
THURS May 11th S01E14C "What's the MAgic Words?"
MON May 15th S01E15 "Latke Lark/The Game Plan/Hand Me Downer"
TUES May 16th S01E16A "Lil' Kimchi King & KWEEN"
WEDS May 17th S01E16B "Please Don't Leave Us, Miss Elky!!!"
THURS May 18th S01E16C "Doctor Chipper"
All times 11:00AM ET/10:00c

BUBBLE GUPPIES
FRI June 9th S)6E22 "Zooli's New Pet!" Bubble Guppies Music Tribute Special!)
FRI June 16th S06E23 "Troubles in Harmony Valley"
All times 11:00AM ET/10:00c

DANCE SQUAD WITH KEITH ALEXANDER (NEW SERIES!!!) (Noggin SVOD only)
MON May 1st S01E02 "Dance Hip Hop"
MON May 8th S01E)3 "Bop to Ballet"
MON May 15th S01E04 "Dance Horton"
MON May 22nd S01E05 "Try Latin America Fusion"
MON May 29th S01E06 "YOU LIKE JAZZ????"
MON June 5th S01E07 "Try South African Grooves" (Season 1 Finale)
All times 3:00AM ET/2:00c

ERIN & AARON
THURS May 4th S01E04 "Music for the Sushi Restaurants"
THURS May 11th S01E05 "Somebody's Watching Me!"
THURS May 18th S01E06 "BORN IN THE USA!!!"
THURS May 25th S01E07 "Gone Country"
THURS June 1st S01E08 "Lose Yourself"
THURS June 8th S01E09 "I Want U Back"
THURS June 15th S01E10 "Pictures of You"
All times 7:30PM ET/6:30c

GABBY'S DOLLHOUSE (NEW SERIES!!!) (Nick Jr. Channel only)
MON May 1st S01E01 "Spaceship"
TUES May 2nd S01E02 "Gabby Gets the Hiccups"
WEDS May 3rd S01E03 "Hamster Kittens?!"
THURS May 4th S01E04 "Hamsters School!?"
MON May 8th S01E05 "Kitty Cat Carn"
TUES May 9th S01E06 "The DOllhouse Defenders!"
WEDS May 10th S01E07 "The Mixed Up Dollhouse"
THURS May 11th S01E08 "Game Show Parody Ripoff GONE WRONG!!!"
All times 8:00PM ET/7:00c

HENRY DANGER FORCE
THURS May 4th S03E03 "Big Dynamite"
THURS May 11th S03E04 "The Guardians of the Ponytails"
THURS May 18th S01E05 "Miles Steals His Soul?!?"
THURS May 25th S01E06 "The Swellview Watermelon Festival"
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

ICARLY REBOOT Rated PG-13/TV-14
In 5! 4! 3! 2! iCarly is back for its ninth season overall with the third season of its reboot!
THURS June 1st S03E01 "iBuckled Up" (Season 3 premiere)
iCarly 2021 S3 Premieres with two episodes on Thursday June 1st at 3:00AM ET/2:00c

KAMP KORAL: SPONGEBOB'S UNDERYEARS (WATCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
All episodes airing FRI May 26th
S01E20 "Helter Shelter/Reveille Revolution!"
S01E21 "The Switch Glitch/Prickly Pests"
S01E22 "Are You Smarter than a Smart Cabin?/Deep Sea Home Depot"
S01E23 "Regihilled/The Perfect Campers"
S01E24 "The Eye of the HOTDOG/Patrick Takes the Cake"
S01E25 "The Taste of DEFEAT/Scaredy Squirrel Ripoff"
S01E26 "Hats Off to Outer Space!/In a NUTS Shell!" (Season 1 Finale)
All times 3:00AM ET/2:00c

THE LOUD HOUSE 7 (NEW SEASON!!!!!!!)
MON May 8th S)6E24A "Day of the DAD"
TUES May 9th S06E24B "The Small Blunder"
WEDS May 10th S06E25A "Fashion No Show!"
THURS May 11th S06E25B "DOOM Service"
MON May 15th S06E26A "The HURT Lockers"
TUES May 16th S06E26B "LOVE STINKS!!!!" (Season 6 Finale)
WEDS May 17th S07E01A "WAKING History" (Season 7 Premiere)
THURS May 18th S07E01B "PRANKS for Nothing!"
MON May 22nd S07E02A "LITERAL Child's Play"
TUES May 23rd S07E02B "Force of Habbits"
WEDS May 24th S07E03A "CANDY CRUSHED"
THURS May 25th S07E03B "The Master of DELUSIONS"
All times 5:00PM ET/4:00c

MOVIE PREMIERES
SUN April 309th - JOHN CENA: Playing with Fire (2019)
MON May 29th - Blue's Clues & You!: Blue's Big New York City Adventure (2022)
THURS June 8th - Transformers III: The Dark Side of the Moon (2011)
All time 7:00PM ET/6:00c

NICK NEWS WITH JAMIE YUCCAS
WEDS May 31st S03E04 "Social Media Gets BANNED?!, Technical Solutions to Housing, 1st Generation Family and Interview with Sean Does Magic!"
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

THE PATRICK STAR SHOW (WATCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
MON May 1st S)1E22A "Dad's Mustache Stash"
TUES May 2nd S)1E22B "The Roots Galoot"
WEDS May 3rd S01E23A "The Starry Awards!"
THURS May 4th S01E23B "BLORPSgiving!?"
All times 5:00PM ET/4:00c

PEPPA PIG (Compilations onmly)
MON May 8th Mommy Pig
TUES May 9th Daddy Pig
WEDS May 10th Little Brother George
THURS May 11th Puddles Adventures
All times 7:030PM ET/6:30c

THE REALLY LOUD HOUSE (WTCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
THURS June 1st S01E13 "What's A Mother to REDO?"
THURS June 8th S01E14 "Better Together"
THURS June 15th S01E15 "Spelling and Doorbelling"
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

RUBBLE & CREW
FRI May 12th S01E08 "The Crew Builds a Popcorn Cafe/The Crew Fixes a SLIPPERY SOAP Mess!"
FRI May 19th S01E09 "The Crew Builds a Drivethru Movie Theater/The Crew Finds a Rainbow Treasure"
FRI May 26th S01E10 "The Crew Builds a Big Barn/The Crew Builds a Giant Runway"
All times 11:00AM ET/10:00c

RUGRATS 2021 REBOOT
MON May 8th S10E16 "I Baby/FANgelica"
TUES May 9th S10E18 "Captain Susie/Bringing Up Disy"
WEDS May 10th S10E19A "Wedding SMASHERS!"
THURS May 11th S10E19B "Housebroken"
MON May 15th S10E20A "The Lucky Smudge"
TUES May 16th S01E20B "Our Friend Twinkle"
WEDS May 17th S10E22A "THe LITERAL Queen Bees"
THURS May 18th S10E22B "PHONE Alone"
MON May 22nd S10E24A "House of Cardboard Boxes"
TUES May 23rd S10E24B "Fluffy the Cat Moves In"
WEDS May 24th S10E25A "Susie the Artist"
THURS May 25th S10E25B "A Horse is a Horse"
All times 5:30PM ET/4:30c

TROOP DRAGONFLIES (NEW SERIES!!!) (Noggin SVOD only)
MON June 12th S01E01 "Ants"
MON June 19th S01E02 "Turtles"
MON June 26th S01E03 "Birds"
MON July 3rd S01E04 "Flowers"
MON July 10th S01E05 "Stars"
MON July 17th S01E06 "Butterflies" (Season 1 Finale)
All times 3:00AM ET/2:00c

POSTPONED EPISODES
BOSSY BEAR
MON May 22nd S01E17A "The Birthday DAze"
TUES May 23rd S01E17B "Squid & Play"
WEDS May 24th S01E17C "BOARD to Tears"
All times 11:00AM ET/10:00c

KAMP KORAL (Nickelodeon Cable Broadcast)
Linear cable television premieres return June 5th
MON June 5th S01E13 "Are YOU Afraid of the Dark? Ripoff"
TUES June 6th S01E14A "Help NOT WAnted!"
WEDS June 7th S01E14B "Camp Spirits"
THURS June 8th S01E15A "Hill Flu"
All times 5:00PM ET/4:00c

THE SMURFS 2021 REBOOT
MON June 5th S02E10A "Curing Private Timid"
TUES June 6th S02E10B "Smurfette Overdoes It!"
WEDS June 7th S02E11A "Papa Smurf is Leaving the Nest"
THURS June 8th S02E11B "The Stolen Art Portrait"
All times 5:30PM ET/4:30c

Update: (05/05/2023) More episodes added
Update: (05/12/2023) More episodes added
Update: (05/20/2023) June premieres added
Update: (05/26/2023) Scheduled completed. Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's UndeYears (cable broadcast) and The Smurfs (2021) premieres got cancelled and rescheduled at the last minute for some odd reason.

WHERE'S THE DOLPHIN CRY LAMB SAUCE??????? - Nick Jr. + YouTube Kids' The Tiny Chef Show Now Streaming on NOGGIN and Paramount+

If you don't stop with your stupid hate opinions on TV series based on YouTube kids channels for no reasons, Matthew Hutchinson will end up swearing like Gordon Ramsey!!!

NOGGIN and Paramount+ today have just launched the first season of their recent YouTube recruit The Tiny Chef Show (10 episodes). The fifth series in the batch of YouTube Kids-based television programs follows the title chef herbivore puppet, voiced by Mattew Hutchinson as he struggles to cook together some of the finest meals in history. Narrated by drag queen expert RuPaul Charles.

Only eight out of the ten episodes are available to watch on streaming services, because the stupid lazy scheduling idiots at Paramount Global haven't aired the final two episodes yet!!!!!! >:(

Episodes include
1-01: Pancakes/Smores
1-02: Pizza/Bread
1-03: Popcorn/Bananas on Toast
1-04: French Peas/Lemonade
1-05: Cranberry Cookies/Snap Peas Stir-Fried
1-06: Apple Pies Crumble/Guacamole
1-07: Ants on a Log/Quesadillas
1-08: Macaroni and Cheese/Potato Stew

The final two episodes of the season will come out....EVENTUALLY.

WORST DANCEOFF EVER - NOGGIN Dance Squad Is FINALLY HERE

 The wait is over. After five months of being lazy and stupid scheduling people, Nickelodeon's NOGGIN SVOD has FINALLY uploaded its first new series of 2023, its new exclusive series Dance Squad. Created in conjunction with the Alvin Alley American Dance Theater Studios, this seven-episode series hosted by Keith Alexander aided by his fellow dog DJ Rubble of PAW Patrol voiced by Keegan Headley as they venture through some of the dance crazes that have been sweeping the nation of the world.

The first episode aired back in December as part of the network's annual Warm & Fuzzy Holiday Party Christmas celebrations, but now NOGGIN has finally given the program its own designated webpage.

Episodes include
1-01: Dance Squad Holiday (December 5th, 2022)
1-02: Dance Hip Hop (May 1st, 2023)
1-03: Bop to Ballet (May 8th, 2023)
1-04: Dance Horton (May 15th, 2023)
1-05: Try Latin America Fusion (May 22nd, 2023)
1-06: YA LIKE JAZZ???? (May 29th, 2023)
1-07: Try West Africa Grooves (June 5th, 2023) (Season Finale)

For more information, visit the show page online at www.noggin.com/Dance-Squad