Tuesday, February 20, 2024

Disney Shuts Dowb Movie Club This July As Company Signs New Physical Media Deal with Sony Pictures Home Entertainment

 After 23 years On the internet, Disney Movie Club will be shut down on Saturday July 20th, 2025 with the Final subscription cart offers being placed on Monday May 20th. The vudei ordering Websites closure comes off as Disney signs a new deal with Sony Pictures Home Entertainment. Song will be the new distributor for Disney’s physical Media of DVD and 4K Bluray releases go help the young Mouseketeers get back on top of the film charts after their centennial had a ton of box office flops for no reason at all whatsoever.

Thursday, February 15, 2024

Oh My God, They Killed Moose! - Paramount and Nickelodeon Announce Death of Noggin SVOD App

 This past Valentines Day, Paramount Global has illegally fired and laid off 800 of their own staff, which spoils some very unfortunate news for Nickelodeon's Kidscreen and Webby-award winning Noggin app and Smart TV channel, which has been home to some of Nick Jr.'s biggest hits from over the last 35 years.

Nickelodeon and Paramount today have announced the tragic news today that its award-winning streaming app revival of its defunct Noggin TV channel will be shutting down after at least April 7, 2025, following the illegal layoff of their own staff, Big Boss and General Manager Kristen Kane, SVP of Learning and Impact Michael Levine, Creative Director Lasette Canody, Music & Sound Design Producer Christopher Cerf, teacher Emmanuel Carter, hosts Stephanie Wong, Christopher Jackson, Trinidad Richardson, Keith Alexander, Shana Sharp, Daryl McDaniels, Erin Joy McDwowell, Dan Kohler and Shana Sharp, and Board of Advisors Tammy Clegg and Jenny Radetszky.

The news comes as earlier this year, Nickelodeon has shuttered it s Nickelodeon and Nick Jr. apps and Paramount has killed their MTV, Comedy Central and Paramount Network streaming app counterparts.

CUrrently, Paramount+ does not have the following Noggin titles available yet on their platform: Alphabeats, Balloon Builders, Big Hearts Belong, Dance Squad, JoJo & Gran Gran, Kinderwood, Moose & Zee, Noggin Knows, Numberblocks, Pop Up Problem Solvers, School of YUM, Troop Dragonfly, What's The Word? and Wild Words.

When Paramount+ was launched in March 2021, Noggin was kept separate from the other closed Nickelodeon streaming services (NickHits, NickSplat on VRV, etc.) because of the app's availability to games, play-along episodes/videos, art and music lab activities and eBooks, including the recently launched Nogginville MMO that Paramount+ doesn't offer. It's currently unknown whether or not the Noggin interactive content including games and play-along episodes, ebooks, art and music labs and other content will be intergrated into Paramount+ anytime sooner or later once when the Noggin app and website shuts down forever.

Currently, no date has been put for the closure of the Nogin app yet and the full list of games, play-along videos, episodes and eBooks will be posted toi this blog around the time when the app fully shuts down forever after almost ten years on the app stores.

THank you Noggin SVOD for everything you've done and rest in peace.

RIP Noggin SVOD
March 4, 2015-2024/2025

Monday, February 12, 2024

Nickelodeon Sets Record High with Super Bowl Telecast

Nickelodeon started its 45th anniversary pit right after the last hurrah of last nights Suoer Bowl first ever Kids Edition. The SpongeBib and Dora-ufued edition of Super Bowl %8 has become the most watched Nickelodeon broadcast ever with an audience share of over 123 milluon people tubing in to the four hour overtime broadcast

Tuesday, February 6, 2024

Noggin FINALLY Wins The Kidscreen Awards

 After eight years of the Kidscreen summit being lazy idiots and Paramount and Viacom almost always losing to the stupid Hopster channel, Nickelodeon’s video streaming app relaunch of the Noggin TV channel has FINALLY won the Best Preschool Video Dtreaming App category at the Kidscreen Awards. RHANK YOUUUUUU!!!!!!! 

Thursday, February 1, 2024

Be Still, My Heart - Nickelodeon's February 2024 Premiere Highlights

Here's Nickelodeon's schedule of new episodes coming in February.

AVATAR: THE FINAL AIRBENDER (Netflix Live-Action Ripoff) (NEW SERIES!!!)
Finally after six freaking years of being lazy, it's finally here!
Avatar live-action series premieres THURS February 22nd at 5:00PM ET/4:00c
Book IV: Earth (season 4 overall)
THURS February 22nd S04E01-02 "Aang's Backstory"
THURS February 29th S04E03-04 "Warriors of the Universe"
THURS March 7th S04E05-06 "The Rise of Omashu"
THURS March 14th S04E07-08 "Into the Dark"
THURS March 21st S04E09-10 "Spirited Away"
THURS March 28th S04E11-12 "Masks of Crime"
THURS April 4th S04E13-14 "The North Star"
THURS April 11th S04E15-16 "Legends of the Nicktoons Temple" (Season 4 Finale)
All times 9:00PM ET/8:00c

THE BIG NATE (Nicktoons only) - cable premieres
MON March 11th S01E15 "The BIG Freeze"
MON March 11th S01E19 "Just You Wait Until It Gets Dark"
TUES March 12th S02E01 "The Curse of Eewcorpico (Part 1 of 2)"
WEDS March 13th S02E02 "The Curse of Eewcorpico (Part 2 of 2)"
THURS March 14th S02E03 "The Butts Rap"
THURS March 15th S02E04 "Nate Wright's Day Off from School"
MON March 18th S02E05 "Mouths & Eyebrows Madness"
MON March 18th S02E06 "A Star is TORN"
TUES March 19th S02E07 "Valentines Day of HORROR Chapter II"
WEDS March 20th S02E08 "11 Blasted Beardy Yum Yums Later...."
THURS March 21st S02E09 "Rackleft's G.O.A.T."
FRI March 22nd S02E10 "The Ballad of Big Nate" (Season 2 Finale)
All times 6:00PM ET/5:00c

BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES
THURS February 1st S07E19 "Wild West Heroes"
MON February 5th S07E20 "The Flying Robots Rescue"
TUES February 6th S07E21 "The Ice Treasure"
WEDS February 7th S07E22 "Magic Spells Mystery"
THURS February 8th S07E23 "Valentines Day Rescue"
All times 11:00AM ET/10:00c

BLUE'S CLUES & YOU!
MON February 12th S04E23 "If You Don't See It, Be It!"
TUES February 13th S04E24 "Hotel Mario: Blue's Clues Ripoff Edition"
WEDS February 14th S04E25 "Blue's Breaking News"
THURS February 15th S04E26 "Blue's Top 10 Songs Countdown Celebration!" (Season 4 Finale)
All times 10:00AM ET/9:00c

BOSSY BEAR
TUES February 20th S01E23 "Cooking by the Book/Antlerless/If the Boot Doesn't Fit, DON'T WEAR IT!"
WEDS February 21st S01E24 "The Clean Team/Thinkybubble Boxen/Bossy and Turtle's Bubble Trouble"
THURS February 22nd S01E25 "Bossy Bear Saves the WOrld/The Keytar Allstars/The Marvelous Misadventures of Randy Rock"
FRI S01E26 "Vote Bossy Bear for President of Korea!/The Super Flock Snooze Fest/Professor Grumble"
MON February 26th S01E27 "Ultra Shell Returns/The Cham Cham Champion/Sing Your Voices Out"
TUES February 27th S01E28 "The Shiniest Shell/Game, Set and Match Set/Dad's Day Off"
WEDS February 28th S01E29 "BEE Very Careful/Time Flies WHen You're NOT Having Fun/Toy vs. Toy
THURS February 29th S01E30 "The WORST Bad Day Ever/Chef Cindy's Kitchen/DEER Pressure" (Season 1 Finale)
All times 8:00AM ET/7:00c
All times 8:00AM ET/7:00c

THE CASAGRANDES: THE MOVIE
Thank god it's the end of this terrible The Loud House ripoff.
The Casagrandes Movie premieres on Netflix FRI March 22nd at 8:00PM ET/7:00c

¡DORA THE EXPLORER: SAY HOLA TO ADVENTURE (NEW SERIES!!!) (Paramount+ only)
Premiering on Nickelodeon, Nick Jr, Noggin and Paramount+ FRI April 12th, 2024!
FRI April 12th S09E01 "Tres Leches Trouble/Wizzle Wazzle Woo!" (reboot series premiere)
MON April 15th S09E02 "The Magic Nut/Rainforest Ritmo"
TUES April 15th S09E03 "Wake Up Big Red Chicken!!!/The Mystery Gifts"
All times 10:00AM ET/9:00AMc

GABBY'S DOLLHOUSE (Nick Jr. Channel only)
MON March 11th S01E21 "DJ's GLOW Ride"
TUES March 12th S01E22 "The Rainy Day Banana"
WEDS March 13th S01E23 "Catnip the Bandit"
THURS March 14th S01E24 "How the DJ Catnip Got His Groove Back"
MON March 18th S01E25 "The Kitty Fairy Gets Sick" (Season 1 Finale)
TUES March 19th S02E01 "Gabby's Cupcake Cousins" (Season 2 Premiere)
WEDS March 20th S02E02 "It's PURRSday!"
THURS March 21st S02E03 "Dollhouse Safari"
MON March 25th S02E04 "Fluffy Flufferton"
TUES March 26th S02E05 "Abra CAT dabra"
WEDS March 27th S02E06 "The Fairy Festival"
THURS March 28th S02E07 "Dollhouse Fairytales"
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

HENRY DANGER FORCE
WEDS February 7th S03E10 "Bose's Birthday Party"
WEDS February 14th S03E11 "Ray Forgives You"
WEDS February 21st S03E12 "The Prophecy Fulfilled!"
WEDS February 21st S02E13 "The Battle for Swellview!" (Series Finale)
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!!!
Get your exclusive first look at the newest Nicktoon!
Special sneak peek MON February 5th at 7:00PM ET/6:00c
followed by preview episode "TV Time" on TUES February 6th at 4:30PM ET/3:30c

MONSTER HIGH II (NEW SEASON!!!)
Everyone's favorite Mattel monster dolls are back for a new semester!
MON March 11th S02E01 "Rule This School" (Season 2 Premiere)
TUES March 12th S02E02 "The New Witch Kids in Town/Play It Again, Clawd"
WEDS March 13th S02E03 "Mummies in the Mirror/How to Scare a Banshee"
THURS March 15th S02E04A "So Chill"
MON March 18th S02E04B "The Mixed-Up MEOWlody"
TUES March 19th S02E05 "The Haunted Sandcastle Capers"
WEDS March 20th S02E06A "FANGS for the Memories"
THURS March 21st S02E06B "Season 2 is Tworiffic!"
MON March 25th S02E07A "Monster High: Mattel Hijinks"
TUES March 26th S02E07B "Vampires Just Wanna Have Fun"
WEDS March 27th S02E08A "The Babysitters CRYPT"
THURS March 28th S02E08B "HUMANS in High School???"
All times 2:00PM ET/1:00c

MOVIE PREMIERES
SUN February 11th - Sing II (2021)
SAT March 9th - The Addams Family Revisited (2019)
All times 5:00PM ET/4:00c

NFL SLIMETIME
WEDS February 7th S03E24 "Week 23"
SUN February 11th S03E25 "Nickelodeon at the Super Bowl"
MON February 12th S03E26 "Super Bowl 58 SLIMElights Special"
WEDS February 14th S03E27 "Week 24" (Season 3 Finale)
All times 7:30PM ET/6:30c

NICK NEWS WITH JAMIE YUCCAS IV (NEW SEASON!!!!)
Jamie Yuccas, Linda Ellerbee and their team of kids TV news experts are back!
The greatest and worst news stories delivered age appropriate for your children. SEE IT HERE FIRST.
WEDS February 7th "Arts & Crafts, Jumprope Champions, 8th Grade NFL Quarterbacks, Technology, Sports and Upload Fails Part 4" (Season 4 Premiere)
WEDS March 20th S04E02 "Crumbling Schools, New Orleans Louisiana Marching Band, 3d Printed Limbs, Soap Operas of Hope and Upload FAILS Part 5"
All times 8:00PM ET/7:00c

THE PATRICK STAR SHOW (WATCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
TUES February 13th S02E06A "The Commode Episode"
THURS February 15th S02E06B "Tying the Klop-Knot"
WEDS February 21st S02E07A "Cross That Off My CHUM BUCKET List!"
THURS February 22nd S02E07B "Big Baby Patrick"
TUES February 27th S02E08A "Is There a DIRECTOR in the House?!"
WEDS February 28th S02E08B "The LITERAL Star Cruise"
THURS February 29th S02E09A "Best Served COLD"
All times 5:30PM ET/4:30c

PEPPA PIG (20th Anniversary Wedding Special!)
Starring the legendary Orlando Bloom (Johnny Depp's Pirates of the Carribean) and platinum-selling recording artist Katy Perry (The Smurfs)!
MON March 25th "Mr. Bull and Mr.s Cow Are Getting Married!!!"
TUES March 26th "Getting Ready for the Wedding"
WEDS March 27th "Chappel of Love Wedding Days"
THURS March 28th "All Aboard the Party Bus!"
All times 9:00AM ET/8:00c

THE REALLY LOUD HOUSE II (NEW SEASON!!)
(WATCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
That's right, Brian Stepanek and those stupid live-action imposters are back!
MON February 19th S02E01-02 "The Really Loud House LIVE: A Musical to Remember" (S2 Premiere)
WEDS March 6th S02E03 "The Tennessee Surprise"
WEDS March 13th S02E04 "Last FRIENDS Standing????"
WEDS March 20th S03E05 "LOUDER by the Dozens"
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS (NEW SERIES!!!)
Brace yourself for the CRAZIEST Nicktoon ever created!
Rock Paper Scissors coming next year in the first quarter!
Premieres between January-March 2024!
Premieres MON February 12th, 2024 at 5:00PM ET/4:00c
MON February 12th S01E01A "Scissors Gets A Job?!" (Series Premiere)
TUES February 13th S01E01B "The Bad Artist"
WEDS February 14th S01E02A "Paper's BIG LIE!"
THURS February 15th S01E02B "No Scrubs?!"
SAT February 17th S01E03A "Weekend Story"
TUES February 20th S01E03B "Key LIMES"
WEDS February 21st S01E04A "Paper Comes Over"
THURS February 22nd S04E04B "The Farting Jokes Contest"
MON February 26th S01E05A"Hide and Seek GONE WRONG!"
TUES February 27th S01E05B "The Sled Hills"
WEDS February 28th S01E06A "The Birthday Police?!"
THURS February 29th S01E06B "Golf Putty"
MON March 4th S01E07 "The Susan/Eyebrows"
TUES March 5th S01E08A "The Wind"
SAT March 9th S01E08B "Paper's Secret Weapon!"
SUN March 10th S01E09 "Antarctica/Prank War GONE WRONG!"
SAT March 23rd S01E10A "Six Pieces of Turkey Later...."
All times 5:30PM ET/4:30c

RUBBLE & CREW
MON February 26th S01E24A "The Crew Builds a Fountain Show"
TUES February 27th S01E24B "The Crew Builds a Theme Park Carosuel"
WEDS February 28th S01E25A "The Crew Builds the Parking Garage"
THURS February 29th S01E25B "The Crew Builds a Campsite"
MON March 4th S01E26A "The Crew Builds a Treehouse"
TUES March 5th S01E26B "The Crew Builds a Chicken Feeder" (Season 1 Finale)
WEDS March 6th S02E01A "The Crew Builds the Life is a Rollercoaster" (Season 2 Premiere)
THURS March 7th S02E01B "The Crew Builds Motor a Play Space"
All times 12:30PM ET/11:30AMc

RUGRATS 2021 REBOOT
includes episodes that haven't been uploaded to Paramount+ yet!
TUES February 20th S11E01 "Crossing Antarctica/Chuckie in Charge"
WEDS February 21st S11E02 "TOOTH or SHARE/The Moon Story"
THURS February 22nd S11E03 "Snakes in the Grass!!!/Ancient Treasure"
FRI February 23rd S11E04 "The Tot Springs Showdown!"
MON February 26th S11E05A "Little Daddy"
TUES February 27th S11E05B "The New Kid"
WEDS February 28th S11E06A "Bottles Away!"
THURS February 29th S11E06B "EXTRA Pickles?!?"
FRI March 1st S11E07 "Gramping"
MON March 4th S11E08 "The Blobs from Outer Space/Someone Gets the Chop!"
TUES March 5th S11E09A "Tommy the GIANT"
WEDS March 6th S11E09B "Grandma Pip"
THURS March 7th S11E09A "Sir Spike"
FRI March 8th S11E10B "Rattled"
MON March 11th S11E11 "National Reptar Appreciation Day!/Mission to the Little"
TUES March 12th S11E12 "Miss Match/Flamingo Dancing"
WEDS March 13th S11E13 "Baby Talk/TOSS and Found"
THURS March 14th S11E14 "Mini Mommy Mania/NO TALKING!!!!"
FRI March 15th S11E15 "It's The Climb/There's A Wolf at the Door!!!!!"
FRI March 15th S11E16 "CHUCKIE Little/What's Your Wish?"
MON March 18th S11E17 "A SCARE to Remember/The Longest Playdates EVER"
TUES March 19th S11E18 "Guitar Hero Man/Uncle Jack's Big Day Out"
WEDS March 20th S11E19 "Surviving Dil Pickles/In Search of Reptar's Mom"
THURS March 21st "The Big Heist/The Lambester"
All times 3:00PM ET/2:00c

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
MON February 12th S14E03B "Imagination II: The SQUIDiot Box!"
WEDS February 14th S14E04 "MOMageddon/Patrick the Rock!"
TUES February 20th S14E04A "Tango Tangle"
WEDS february 21st S14E04B "Blood is Thicker Than Grease" (accidentally premiered on Nicktoons)
MON February 26th S14E05A "Necro-Nom-Nom-Nom-I-Con!"
All times 5:00PM ET/4:00c

SPONGEBOB & PATRICK'S SUPER BOWL PARTY EXTRAVAGANZA!
Hype up for Super Bowl 58 getting ripped off by Nickelodeon!
MON February 5th at 7:00PM ET/6:00c

SUPER BOWL 58 LVIII
For the first time in nearly six decades, the biggest television sports event of the year gets RUINED by getting a preschool and children's television version airing across the Nickelodeon Networks.
CBS' Super Bowl 58 LVIII live from the gambling money and entertainment capital of the world, the glamorous Las Vegas, Nevada airs SUN February 11th at 6:30PM-10:00PM across Nickelodeon, Nick Jr, Noggin, The N, TeenNick, Nicktoons, Nick@Nite, TV Land, NickGAS, NickMusic, NickRewind, NickSports, NickMom,, CBS, CBS Sports, the official Paramount Network, Smithsonian Channel, BET, CMT, Comedy Central, VH1, Showtime Network, Spike TV, Pluto TV and Paramount+.
Airs SUN February 11th at 6:30PM-10:00PM ET/3:30PMc/3:30PM PT.

THAT GIRL LAYLAY ALINA HIGH
MON February 19th S02E24 "THOSE GIRLS Lay Lays???"
WEDS February 21st S02E25 "Soothing Sadie to Sleep...NOT!"
WEDS February 28th S02E26 "Lay Lay Goes Away"
WEDS February 28th S02E27 "Out The App II: Electric Boogaloo" (Season 2 Finale)
WEDS March 6th S03E01 "Grandma Fae Fae Wants to Play" (Season 3 Premiere)
WEDS March 6th S03E02 "School of RAP"
WEDS March 13th S03E03 "One More Bop! PLEASE?!"
WEDS March 13th S03E04 "Adventures in PARENTSsitting"
WEDS March 20th S03E05 "Powers to the People"
WEDS March 20th S03E06 "Toothaches and CHOEMA Epidemic Breaks"
All times 7:30PM ET/6:00c

THE THUNDERMANS RETURN (Nickelodeon/Paramount+ simulcast)
A one-off reunion of one of Nickelodeon's greatest superhero dramas of all time
The Thundermans Return coming THURS March 6th, 2024! at 6:00PM ET/5:00c

THE TWISTED TIMELINES OF SAMMY & ROJ (Nicktoons only)
THURS February 1st S01E08B "Causing Good Trouble"
WEDS February 7th S01E09A "Not So Secret Valentines"
THURS February 8th S01E09B "Sammy and Roj's Day Off from School!"
WEDS February 20th S01E10 "A Very Rockin' Rakhi/The LITERAL Backup Plan!"
WEDS February 21st S01E11 "Wake Me Up Before You HUGO Gp/HOAXus Pocus"
THURS February 22nd S01E12 "The LITERAL Clean Machines/We All Scream for Livestreams!"
MON February 26th S01E13 "India Diwali Follies/Weil Toiled Machine"
TUES February 27th S01E14 "Scout It Out/Better Luck Next TIme, You Idiots!"
WEDS February 28th S01E15 "Game Overlords/Holli Molli"
MON March 4th S01E16A "Family is NOT a Picnic"
TUES March 5th S01E16B "The UNDEFEATED Sammy TNT Dynamite"
WEDS March 6th S01E17A "For Good TREASURE"
THURS March 7th S01E17B "A Clean Jail Breakout!"
MON March 11th S01E18A "GHOULS Just Wanna Have Fun"
TUES March 12th S01E19B "The Bitter Taste of Success"
WEDS March 13th S01E19-20 "Wedding Days" (Season 1 Finale)
All times 6:00PM ET/5:00c

WILD WORDS (Noggin SVOD only)
MON February 26th S01E11 "Wild Letters A-Z Alphabet Review" (Season 1 Finale)
All times 3:00AM ET/2:00c

YOGA FRIENDS
THURS February 1st S03E29 "Stretching Flexibility DAY 4: Rock Music ASMR Meditations"
FRI February 2nd S03E30 "Stretching Flexibility DAY 5: Digging for Treasure"
SAT February 3rd S03E31 "Stretching Flexibility DAY 6: Pouncing Cheetahs"
SUN February 4th S03E32 "Stretching Flexibility DAY 7: Downaward Dog"
MON February 5th S03E33 "Red Light, Green Light"
TUES February 6th S03E34 "FIdget Spinners Driving Me, Driving Me, Driving Me Crazy!"
WEDS February 7th S03E35 "Pose Knows"
THURS February 8th S03E36 "Yoga Balloons!" (Season 3 Finale)
All times 3:00AM ET/2:00c

Please note that the schedule is incomplete and has yet to be finalized.

Update: (02/14/2024) Schedule completed, more episodes added