Thursday, September 29, 2022

AWWWWWWWWW THERE HE GOES - Kenan & Kel Rapper Coolio Dead At 59

 We are so saddened to report that Colio, the rapper most famous for “Gangsters Paradise” and the Nickelodeon’s Kenan & Kel theme song has died and passed away at age 59 years old.

Thursday, September 22, 2022

10 YEARS LATER - Nickelodeon and VStar Unveil Third PAW Patrol Musical for 10th Anniversary Celebration

 To celebrate the 10th Anniversary of Nickelodeon's third preschool cash cow franchise PAW Patrol, Nickelodeon and VStar Entertainment have put together their third live stage musical based on this PAWsome television icon. The all new PAW Patrol Live! 3: Heroes Unite is slated to have its first performance and take its first curtain call when the musical premieres in Fairfax, Virginia on Friday February 3rd, 2023 next year.

In the brand new musical, that stupid Humdinger who should have been arrested and killed executed to his death after the first theatrical movie released two years ago, clones Robo-Dog and causes chaos all over the Daft Punk world, which means its up to the PAW Patrol squad to rush worldwide,, destroy all the clones and then put Humdinger in jail and have him killed off the franchise ONCE AND FOR ALL.

When the TV series got its first musical adaptation seven years ago, Nickelodeon and VStar Entertainment knew that they had something special on their hands...or paws. They also have crafted Bubble Guppies Live: Ready To Rock and Nick Jr. Live!: Move to the Music during their partnership. Now 10 years later in the making and 7,000,000 attendees in the bag, what better way to celebrate the anniversary of Nick Jr's greatest program made since Dora or Blue's Clues than with an Frank Sinatra balladry-style all singing and all dancing production number extravaganza.

The new musical is part of Nickelodeon's PAW Patrol 10th anniversary celebration running until the early months of 2024 which includes the 10th Season premiering in April of next year, the first spinoff series based on the franchise Rubble & Crew slated to come out this summer, some hour-long special episodes which might include reunions of the original voice cast and seeing what Tristen Samuel and Gage Munroe's Chase and Marshall voices sound like as adults, a new mobile videogame PAW Patrol & Friends produced by Spin Master's Originator Interactive label and the highly-anticipated theatrical movie sequel PAW Patrol II: The Mighty Pups Movie which comes out October Friday The 13th, 2023.

Watch the first seven seasons on Noggin SVOD and Paramount+ now!

BROADWAY CLONES - Nickelodeon and Round Room To Premiere Blue's Clues Musical on September 25th

 After 17 years, Nickelodeon's Blue's Clues is back on the Broadway stage. The all new musical Blue's Clues & You!: Live On Stage is slated to premiere next Sunday September 25th. Unfortunately, Josh Dela Cruz will not be taking part and instead his character will be played by a Broadway imposter which is very disrespectful to Steve's franchise.

In this musical, Josh and Blue play another game of Blue's Clues to figure out what they need to make a Tony® winning musical, which ironically is this one. They'll also travel to the cosmos of outer space and make some MTV styled music video with the spectacular-riffic Rainbow Puppy.

Buy tickets at bluesclueslive.com

Tuesday, September 20, 2022

HalloweenSCAREathon - Nickelodeon's SHOCKtober 2022 Programming Lineup

 Get your costumes on and get your trick or treat bags out. Here's what Nickelodeon has in store for this year's Nick Or Treat Halloween celebration!

THE ADVENTURES OF PADDINGTON BEAR 2019
October - S02E27 "Paddington and the Halloween Mystery/Campfire Stories!"
All times 8:30PM ET/7:30c

BABY SHARK'S BIG SHOW 2 (NEW SEASON!!) (WATCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
TUES October 18th S02E01 "The Treats Goblin/Baby Shark the Superhero" (Season 2 Premiere)
All times 12:30PM ET/11:30AM c

THE BIG NATE
FRI October 14th S01E07 "The Ghostly Coven of Man Watchers"
FRI October 21st S01E08 "Valentine's Day OF TERROR"
All times 7:30PM ET/6:30c

BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES
MON October 17th S07E03 "A Monster Machines Halloween"
All times 11:00AM ET/10:30c

BLUE'S CLUES & YOU! 4 (NEW SEASON!!!!)
MON October 3rd S03E14 "Blue's ASL Storytime with Camilla"
TUES October 4th S03E15 "Tickety Tocks's Big Musical Morning!"
WEDS October 5th S03E16 "Something NEW at Blue's School"
THURS October 6th S05E17 "Feeling Filipino"
THURS October 20th S04E01 "The Legend of the Jack-o-Lantern" (Season 4 Premiere)
All times 11:00AM ET/10:00c

BUBBLE GUPPIES
MON October 10th S06E10 "The Kingdom of Sleepwell!"
TUES October 11th S06E11 "A BIG Splash!"
WEDS October 12th S06E12 "Bubble Mediacs to the Rescue!"
THURS October 13th S06E13 "Search for the Great Silverback!"
FRI October 14th S06E14 "DON'T Yuck My Yurn!"
MON October 31st S06E15 "The Mystery on the Guppies Express!" (Halloween 2022 Special)
All times 11:00AM ET/10:00c

DANCE CLUB WITH ALVIN ALLEY (Noggin SVOD only)
NEW series LIVE from the Alvin Alley American Dance Theater
launching on NOGGIN SVOD in November 2022

THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS!: FAIRLY ODDER (WATCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
MON October 10th S11E02 "The MOST POPULAR Person"
All times 7:30PM ET/6:30c

THE LOUD HOUSE
FRI October 21st S06E21 "The Great Lakes FREAKOUT!!!!"
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

MIDDLEMOST POST
FRI October 21st S02E13 "Top 10 Scary Stories to Tell Your Cloud Part 2" (Season 2 Finale)
All times 8:30PM ET/7:30c

MONSTER HIGH: THE ANIMATED SERIES (NEW SERIES!!!)
THURS October 6th S01E01 "FOOD FIGHT/Unfinished Brainness"
FRI October 28th S01E02 "The Monstering" (FULLY Premiere)
All times 7:00 or 9:00PM ET/6:00 or 8:00c
First episode premieres after premiere of The Monster High Movie.

MOVIE PREMIERES:
SAT October 1st - The Addams Family 2019 (2019)
THURS October 6th - MONSTER HIGH: THE MOVIE (2022)
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

NFL SLIMETIME
WEDS October 5th S02E04
WEDS October 12th S02E05
WEDS October 19th S02E06
WEDS October 26th S02E07
All times 7:30PM ET/6:30c

NICK NEWS WITH JAMIE YUCCAS
WEDS October 26th S02E08 "Balloons, Baseball & Business Concerns"
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

NOGGIN'S SPACE PLACE HUB (Noggin SVOD only)
Announced by USA Vice President Kamala Harris
Launches TUES October 4th-WEDS October 12th for Space Week

PAW PATROL
FRI October 7th S09E05 "Big Truck Pups II: Pups Save the Swiped Speakers!"
FRI October 21st S09E06 "HUMSQUATCH Part II/Pups Help the Lonely Ghost"
FRI October 28th S09E07 "Big Truck Pups III: Pups Save the Sliding Chalet/Really Big Food Dish"
All times 11:00AM ET/10:00c

RUGRATS 2021 REBOOT
FRI October 14th S10E23 "THe Night Crawlers/Goblins & Goblets"
All times 8:30PM ET/7:30c

SANTIAGO OF THE SEAS
WEDS October 19th S02E12 "Peek A BOO!!!?The Night of the Witches"
All times 12:30PM ET?11:30AMc

THE SMURFS REBOOT
FRI October 14th S02E09 "The Magic Pumpkin/The Lost Cats"
FRI October 21st S02E10 "No Smurf Way Out!/The Snuffles Shuffle"
All times 8:00PM ET/7:00c

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
FRI October 14th S13E11 "SQUIDferatu/SLAPPY Days"
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

STAR TREK: THE PRODIGY GENERATION
New Episodes on Thursday October 27th
THURS October 27th S01E11 "Asylum"
THURS November 3rd S01E12 "Let Sleeping Borg Lie"
THURS November 10th S01E13 "All THe World's A Stage (NOT LITERALLY)"
THURS November 17th S01E14 "Crossroads"
THURS November 24th S01E15 "The Masquerade"
THURS December 1st S01E16 "Opera Preludes"
THURS December 8th S01E17 "A Ghost Stuck in the Machine"
THURS December 15th S01E18 "The Mindwalks"
THURS December 22nd-29th S01E19-20 "STAR TREK PRODIGY: Supernova" (season 1 Finale)
All times 3:00AM ET/2:00c

THAT GIRL LAYLAY ALINA HIGH
THURS October 13th S02E08 "Freaky Friday Times Two"
THURS October 20th S02E09 "LayLay's Country Line Dance"
THURS October 27th S02E10 "LAYLAY'S PARTAY!!!!"
All times 7:30PM ET/6:30c

THE TINY CHEF SHOW (WATCH IT OR ELSE!!!! >:()
FRI October 7th S01E05 "Cranberry Cookies and Peas Soup Stir Fried"
FRI October 14th S01E06 "Apple Pies Crumble and Guacamole"
FRI October 21st S01E07 "Ants on the Log and Quesadillas"
FRI October 28th S01E08 "Macaroni & Cheese and Potato Stew"
All times 11:30AM ET/10:30c

TRANSFORMERS EARTHSHARK
Premmieres Friday November 11th
Episode titles revealed so far:
S01E01-02 "The Hidden Legacy"
S01E03 "MOOving In"

TYLER PERRY'S YOUNG DYLAN GILMER
THURS October 13th S02E08 "SATURDAY School????"
THURS October 20th S03E09 "On The Hunt for Fun"
THURS October 27th S03E10 "The Chi Ones"
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

This schedule is incomplete and waiting to be finalized

Update: (09/27/2022) More episodes added
Update: (10/03/2022) Schedule updated
Update: (10/21/2022) Schedule completed

SWIMSATIONAL - Bubble Guppies More Season 5 Episodes Now Streaming on Noggin SVOD

The first month of the 2022-2023 school year is in session and Nickelodeon is doing everything they can to give your children the education they deserved.

More Bubble Guppies episodes is now available to watch on NOGGIN. Join Molly, Gil and Zooli and the rest of the class as they continue to go on more of their crazy adventures which are all ripoffs of past The Backyardigans episodes and Nelvana trying to stop them ripping off their own Nickelodeon programs.

Episodes include
5-09: Super Babies ft. Cyndi Lauper
5-10: Dragons N Roses ft. Kristen Schael
5-11: Bubble Guppies VS American Ninja Warrior Season ft. George Takei
5-12: Snow Squad to the Rescue! ft. Henry Winkler (CBS' Hollywood Squares 1998)
5-14: How The Guppies Saved Christmas
5-15: The Mighty, Untidy Titans
5-16: ALLISON in Wonderland ft. Rachel Dratch
5-17: It's A Lizard
5-18: Swinging in the Rainforest!

The final eight episodes coming soon!
THe Season 5 finale "Taste Buddies" aires 9/30 at 11am on Nickelodeon cable

Saturday, September 17, 2022

THREE DAYS!!! - Teletubbies Reboot Season 3 Premieres November 14th on Netflix

 UH OH!!!! The Teletubbies are at it again

US-based SVOD platform Netflix has picked up a third season of the 2015 reboot of Teletubbies which is slated to air on Monday November 14th. The series is back after four years of no new episodes airing on UK owned CBeebies from the BBC. It is currently unknown whether or not the show will return to Nickelodeon, Nick Jr. and NOGGIN in the USA.

The new season will take millennials back to the British farms of Teletubbyland where they encounter Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po, their naughty vaccum cleaner Noo-Noo and their eight children, the Tiddlytubbies as they embark on more adventures filled with more craziness, more BIG HUGS and more custard and toast addiction than you can beep a voice trumpet at.

All the voice cast from the 2015 reboot is presented and accounted for, with the one exception of the narrator guy. Daniel Rigby will not be narrating the new season. Instead the role will be the torch passed to Tites Burgers as the narrator for the new episodes.

Teletubbies was first created as an obnoxious April Fools joke premiering on March 31st, 1997 taking over Playdays timeslot after it got cancelled the week prior. Since then it has climbed the kindie entertainment charts spanning a near 500 episodces, earing a $1 billion dollars and revenue and entertaining kids and families, celebrities and critics in over 120 countries and territories in 45 languages.

The new episodes is part of the show's year-long 25th Anniversary celebration which includes their recent dubstepified album Ready Set Go! and an appearance on Simon Cowell & Ant and Dec's UK's Got Talent which airs every April on ITV1.

Saturday, September 10, 2022

Disney's D23 Expo 2022 - All The New Stuff Coming to Disney for the 2022-2024 Season

 It's that time of year again for the annual D23 Expo in Anaheim, CA and the tension of business and enthusiasm is building. Bob Chapek and his team have got a bunch of real great stuff planned coming to the Disney Mouse House for the next two years.

New content released
MOVIES
Disenchanted
Elemental (bows June 2023)
Elio (bows March 2024)
Hocus Pocus II (bows September 30th)
Inside Out II (bows June 2024)

TV SERIES

THEME PARK ATTRACTIONS
Disney's CenTOONial 100th Anniversary Celebration
Disneyland Launch of Mickey & Minnie Mouse' Runaway Railroad
Mickey's Toontown 30th Anniversary

VIDEOGAMES
Mickey Mouse: Illusion Islands

The Monarchy Going Downhill? - UK's Longest Serving Leader Queen Elizabeth II Dead At 96

We are so saddened to report that after 70 years as the Queen of the UK & Ireland, Elizabeth II has died at Buckingham Palace. She died peacefully at the age of 96 years old. And to think this death was just months after the Platinum Jubilee celebration where she was given the Guinese World Record as the longest reigning UK monarch of all time at 70 years, seven decades straight.

Following her death, Prince Charles III will be taking over and passing on her crown as the new King of the UK. Because of this, it's currently unknown when the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II and the Coronation Inaguration of King Charles III will take place.

All the staff of BBC, ITV, Channel 4, Channel 5, Disney, Warner Bros. Discovery, PBS, Universal and Paramount Global join us as we give our grief mourning the passing of her Royal Majesty, the irreplaceable Queen Elizabeth II, one of the greatest government leaders of our generation.

And now, our UK national anthem... (plays BBC1 "God Save the Queen" closedown)

RIP Queen Elizabeth.and thank you for all of your years of contributions, excellence, support and duty to the citizens of Great Britain and Ireland. You will be dearly missed.

R.I.P.
Queen Elizabeth II
21st April 1926-08th September 2022

Monday, September 5, 2022

Alphablocks 3.0 - BBC and Blue-Zoo Productions Unveil Colorblocks To Premiere September 12th

Those talking blocks toys are at it again.

From the centenary BBC and the BAFTA®-Award Wiinning Studio AKA comes a brand new series to the CBeebies catalog, Colorblocks! The third series in the Alphablocks trilogy, this time focusing on colors and art skills, taking a nod from SDisney and Kids II's Baby Einstein franchise by also including the works and paintings of famous artists.

In each episode of the first season (Season 1, 30 x 5-minutes), we venture the life of six color blocks Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue and Purple as they venture on daring quests to bring the Color Magic to Colorland. This new batch of characters will help children engage of their art, music, history, writing, drawing and creative expressions skills.

The first season of episodes drops on Monday September 12th at 7.00am BDT/GMT on CBeebies with the episodes releasing a few days earlier on the company's SVOD channel BBC iPlayer. The first batch of 30 episodes will air Monday-Friday at the same time through Friday October 14th.

The episodes include
s01E01 Red (Monday September 12th)
S01E02 Blue (Tuesday September 13th)
S01E03 Yellow (Wednesday September 14th)
S01E04 When Red Met Blue (Thursday September 15th)
S01E05 When Yellow Met Red & Blue (Friday September 16th)

It is currently unknown if this and/or the original Alphablocks series launched in 2010 will be available on Nickelodeon's NOGGIN SVOD channel service in the USA which currently owns the USA broadcasting rights of the full 5 years 8 seasons and 120 episode catalog of Numberblocks which released all the episodes in less than two months flat.

For more information on all three shows in the Alphablocks trilogy, visit www.BBC.co.UK/CBeebies
or visit the Learningblocks franchise official website at www.LearningBlocks.TV

Saturday, September 3, 2022

Content Fees Freezing?! - CBBC & CBeebies Return to BBC2 2 Months Only

 CBBC BBC2, the third UK cable channel to launch on terrestrial television is bringing back its CBBC and CBeebies children's programming block for the first time in nine years. This classic Saturday Morning Block-styled lineup is one of the first attempts of the future of cable television content when several channels like CBBC and BBC4 go off cable TV for good (or will they?) and move to website and SVOD online broadcasting only in either 2025 or 2028 when the recent flees expires that year.

Despite airing at the same time as the CBBC channel, some of the programs including the BBC kids channel for the 7+ year olds' brand new recent Saturday Morning sketch-comedy variety show programming block Saturday Mashup! which launched on September 30th, 2017 as well as flagship CBBC and CBeebies programs like Hey Duggee (which returns for its fourth round starting Monday), Love Monsters (which has recently got acquired to Cartoon Network USA's Cartoonito preschool network), Shaun The Sheep (which used to air in the USA on Disney Channel) and flasgship long-running CBBC classics Blue Peter and Newsround will not be airing at the same time on BBC2 as they are on the two main children's networks.

The schedule for the NEW revamped CBBC2 block will include
SATURDAY 3RD SEPTEMBER
06.35 Love Monsters S03E02 "Rock & Roll Jam Sessions Day"
06.40 Go Jetters S03E01 "Honey Bees Hijackings"
07.05 Hey Duggee S03E01 "The SHUT UP!!! Badge"
07.15 Hey Duggee S03E02 "The Ducks Badge"
07.25 Shaun the Sheep S05E01 "Out of Order?!"
07.30 Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed S02E01 "Beat the BUSES"
07.45 The Ninjas Express S01E01 "Vikings With Mad Beats"
07.55 The Deep S04E01 "The HOLE Truth Part 1"
08.20 PBS Kids' Odd Squad S03E01 "Odd Beginnings Part 1"
08.30 One ZOO Three S02E01 "One ZOO Three: THE MUSICAL!"
08.55 Newsround for Saturday 3rd September 2022
09.00 Blue Peter S74 Episode with NEW Competition Sweepstakes ALERT!!!
09.30 end of children's programs, back to BBC2 starting with The World of Animals Zone

The CBBC2 weekend block will run from today, September 3rd all the way up until Halloween Saturday, October 29th running from 6.35-9.30am. This is just a trial to see if this type of schedule reconstruction can go anywhere when CBBC and BBC4 goes off cable transmissions forever This change is also put into affect because of most UK and Ireland households not having good enough access to WiFi, computers, phones and tablets and having to pay expensive amounts for British television and trying to find a way to make it accessible for children across the pond and for the Beeb to save money.