YOU'RE FIRED!!!! - Paramount+ Shows Killed Ahead of Showtime Shutdown & Merger

 Ha ha ha! Stupid Paramount! That's what they get for making a terrible Grease ripoff!

Paramount+ Today have announced that Nickelodeon series Star Trek: The Prodigy Generation and Paramount Television series Queens of the Universe, The Game and their terrible Grease John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John ripoff Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies have all been axed off the network and will be removed from the platform when Showtime shuts down and merges with Paramount+ on Tuesday June 27th. There are no plans to renew these programs and the Winter holidays premiere of the promised second season of STP is no longer happening.

The four removals is unfortunately one of the latest in these terrible streaming service mistakes where other platforms like Max, Netflix, Hulu and Disney+ illegally remove programs and movies that their own companies own the rights to never to be seen in the light of day again and meaning it's back to the old drawing board of linear cable television winning over streaming for you.

Also set for temporary removal on the cutting room floor is the remaining two seasons of the Nickelodeon and SONY Music sitcom Big Time Rush and last year's successful Nickelodeon & Paramount+ movies Fantasy Football and Snow Day 2.0 the latter being a Christmas remake of the original February 2000 movie which were released in November and December 2022 respectively. Additionally, All In with Cam Newton, Allegra's Window, Becca's Bunch, Bella and the Bulldogs, Crashletes, Digby Dragon, The Fresh Beat Band, The HALO Effect, Legendary Dudas, DreamWorks Animation SKG's Monsters VS Aliens, Sid & Marty Kroft's Mutt & Stuff, Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn, Peter Rabbit, Pig Goat Banana Crickets, Ride and The Troop have all been temporarilly shut down from the network.

Noggin SVOD has also fallen victim to this over the years. Earlier this year the preschool app channel lost the rights to Frankie & Frank on February 6th and Hey Duggee on May 29th respectively. Frankie & Frank has already been made available on Paramount+ while Hey Duggee has yet to be migrated.

It's currently unknown if any of the Paramount Global, Viacom18 or Paramount+ team will get fired and lose their jobs like the other streaming service purges but it's pretty unlikely.

Star Trek: Prodigy is the second Nickelodeon exclusive to be illegally removed from their own streaming service. Earlier in February, The Fairly OddParents: Fairly Odder live-action reboot of the worst Nickelodeon cartoon ever made unfortunately got the chop, althought a second season is still in the potential of happening as that show won the Best Kids Live-Action TV Show category at the 2023 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards hosted by Nate Burleson and Charli D'Amelio.

(ARCHIVED 4/14) The Wiggles Set New Record For Longest Album With New TV Series 14 Soundtrack

 That fab four of fun now turned electric eight of edutainment is at it again.

Internationally acclaimed preschool music band The Wiggles have released their new album Ready, Steady Wiggle!: The Pick of TV Series 14, which contains a multitude of both classic and new songs from the band's recently successful new season of their ever-lasting TV series which first launched back in 1998 with a new season that launched earlier in March this year.

Since September 2021, the band has now doubled in size. founding father Anthony Field, 213's Murray Cook and Jeff Fatt imposters Simon Pryce and Lachlan Gillespie and newly joined at just the age of 16 years old, new frontwoman Tsehay Hawkins have now been joined by John Pearce and Evie Ferris, the band's choreographer Caterina Mete and Anthony's daughter Lucia Field.

The band's new album sets a few new records in the band's 32-year history. The now 18-time ARIA® and four-time APRA® winners have made the first Wiggly TV soundtrack while also making this their longest ever album in their three decades history with a record 50 songs lasting a whopping 72 minutes.

Among the tracks featured include a new waterproof version of "The Wiggle Town Dancing Police Force" and a new double-decker version of their trademark anthem and concert opening number "Toot Toot, Chugga, Big Red Car"

Track listing
01. Ready Steady Wiggle IV Theme Song
02. Hello, Hello, Welcome to The Wiggles Show
03. Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car
04. I Went to the Station
05. Joannie Works with One Hammer
06. ABCs Alphabet Song
07. In the Kitchen
08. Pat a Cake
09. Apples and Bananas
10. The Clues Song
11. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
12. A Sailor Went to Sea
13. The Wiggle Town Waterproof Dancing Police Force
14. Henry the Octopus Likes Water
15. Everything is BLUEtiful
16. Water is My Favorite Drink
17. Five Fingered Family Cringe
18. If You're Happy and You Know It
19. Put On a Funny Face with Simon
20. Humpty Dumpty
21. Let's Dance Together!
22. Can You Point Your Fingers and Do the Twist?
23. Do the Propeller!
24. Do The Monkey Dacne
25. Say the Dance, Do the Dance
26. I'm the Tree of Wisdom
27. Follow the Leader
28. P-O-N-S-O (BINGO Ripoff!)
29. Caterina and the Red Machine
30. Kitchen Sounds
31. Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy
32. Hot Potatoes
33. Shaky Shaky
34. Her Name is Evie
35. Romp Bomp a Stomp
36. I've Got My Glasses On!
37. Simon Says
38. Wags the Dog, He Likes to Tango
39. Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
40. 5 Little Ducks
41. Old MacDonald Had a Farm
42. This Little Piggy Went to Market
43. The Itsy Bitsy Spider
44. Michael Finnegan
45. Music Makes Anthony Sparkle
46. 5 Little Wiggles?!?
47. Hey Diddle Diddle
48. Banbury Cross
49. Magdelena and Paloma the Mermaids
50. Beautiful Waving (Goodby Song)

The new album comes off after a major successful year for the group in 2022 with their second covers album ReWiggled 2.0 hiting #1 on the Australian charts scoring them their first ARIA® win in the Best Children's Album category in over five years since 2017's Och Aye the Gnu collaboration with Cold Chizel frontman Jimmy Barnes, a concert tour for 15+ years olds starring the original four-member lineup and being received the Ted Albert Award at the 2022 APRAs®, their first APRA win in over 26 years since their winning the APRA for Wake Up Jeff! in 1996.

This Network Is LAZY!!! - Nickelodeon 2023-2024 Upfront Season Lineup

 Since Brian Robbins is being lazy and hasn't given us this year's upfront press release yet, we have no choice but to write it ourselves

NEW SERIES
Rubble & Crew (to bow February 3rd)
Bossy Bear (to bow March 6th)
Erin & Aaron (to bow April 20)
Dance Squad (to bow May 1st)
Troop Dragonfly (to bow June 12th)

NEW PROJECTS FOR EXSISTING FRANCHISES
PRESCHOOL
PAW Patrol
Blue's Clues & You!
Babu Shark's Big SHow!
Face's Music Party
Bossy Bear (to bow March 6th)
Face's Music Party
Dora! (to bow Spring 2024)

ANIMATION
SpongeBob SquarePants
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Avatar: The Final Airbender
Rugrats
The Loud House
Star Trek: The Prodigy Generation

LIVE-ACTION
iCarly
The Really Loud House
Tyler Perry's Young Dylan

MOVIES
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem )to bow August 4th)
PAW Patrol II: The Mighty Movie (to bow September 29th)
Baby Shark's Big Show The Movie (to bow Christmas Season 2023)
The SpongeBob Movie 5: The Search for SquarePants (to bow Memorial Day Weekend 2025)
Avatar: The Final Airbender Reboot Movie (to bow October 2025)
Zoey 102 (to premiere Summer 2023) - Nickelo
Good Burger 2 (to bow Fall 2023)

ADDITIONAL STUFF
Return of the 1984 Splat Log (rebrand on Saturday March 4th)
Kids Choice Awards 2023 (March 4th)
Baby Shark's Big Show: Fintastic Dance Songs Album

School's Out For the Summer Vacation - Nickelodeon's June 2023 Premieres Lineup

 It's the final month of the school year and every kid is ready to spend the next 104 days of summer vacation completely on their own freedom.

Here's what's Nickelodeon's got lined up for this June

BABY SHARK"S BIG SHOW! (WATCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
FRI June 9th S02E09 "The Trouble with the Bunny Slugs/Life with Chumby"
FRI June 16th S02E10 "SHARKhouse Rock/Toothpaste Troubles"
FRI June 23rd S02E11 "All Washed Up/2 Cool for Rules
All times 12:30PM ET/11:30AMc

BET AWARDS 2023
SUN June 25th at 8:00PM ET/7:00c

BIG NATE II (NEW SEASON!!!)
New episodes premiere FRI July 7th at 3:00AM ET/2:00c

BUBBLE GUPPIES
FRI June 9th S)6E22 "Zooli's New Pet!" Bubble Guppies Music Tribute Special!)
FRI June 16th S06E23 "Troubles in Harmony Valley"
FRI June 23rd S06E24 "The Three Guppyteers!"
FRI June 30th S06E25 "A Slow Day in Zippy City!"
FRI June 30th S06E26 "See Ya Later, Alligators!" (Series Finale)
All times 11:00AM ET/10:00c

DANCE SQUAD (Noggin SVOD only)
MON June 5th S01E07 "Try South African Grooves" (Season 1 Finale)
All times 3:00AM ET/2:00c

ERIN & AARON
THURS June 1st S01E08 "Lose Yourself"
THURS June 8th S01E09 "I Want U Back"
THURS June 15th S01E10 "Pictures of You"
THURS June 22nf S01E11 "Bad Romance"
THURS June 29th S01E12 "Should I Stay or Should I Go?"
All times 7:30PM ET/6:30c

FACE'S MUSIC PARTY 2 (NEW SEASON!!)
FRI June 30th S02E01 "Face's Summertime Jams" (Season 2 Premiere)
All times 11:00AM ET/10:00c

ICARLY REBOOT Rated PG-13/TV-14
In 5! 4! 3! 2! iCarly is back for its ninth season overall with the third season of its reboot!
iCarly 2021 S3 Premieres with two episodes on Thursday June 1st at 3:00AM ET/2:00c
THURS June 1st S09E01 "iBuckled Up" (Reboot Season 3 Premiere)
THURS June 1st S09E02 "iLove Your Shoes"
THURS June 8th S09E03 "iMake New Memories"
THURS June 15th S09E04 "iGo Public"
THURS June 22nd S09E05 "iFaked It!"
THURS June 29th S09E06 "iReunited with Sam & Gibby and It Felt Okay"
All times 3:00AM ET/2:00c

KAMP KORAL: SPONGEBOB'S UNDERYEARS (WATCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
(Nickelodeon Cable Broadcast)
Linear cable television premieres return July 10th
MON July 10th S01E13 "Are YOU Afraid of the Dark? Ripoff"
TUES July 11th S01E14 "Help NOT Wanted!/Camp Spirits"
WEDS July 12th S01E15 "Hill Flu/Sun's Out, Fun's Out!"
THURS July 13th S01E21B "The Prickly Pests"
All times 5:00PM ET/4:00c

THE LOUD HOUSE
FRI July 14th S07E04 "BIZZAREitorium"
All times 5:00PM ET/4:00c

MOVIE PREMIERES
THURS June 8th - Transformers III: The Dark Side of the Moon (2011)
All time 7:00PM ET/6:00c

NICK NEWS WITH JAMIE YUCCAS
WEDS June 28th S03E06 "Inflation?!, Climate Change Court Trials, Robots and Teenager Rodeo Cowgirls"
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

THE PATRICK STAR SHOW (WATCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
MON July 3rd S01E24A "Stuntin"
TUES July 4th S01E24B "The Olly Olly Organ"
WEDS July 5th S01E25A "Which Witch is Which?"
THURS July 6th S01E25B "GET OFF MY LAWNIES!!!"
All times 1:00PM ET/12:00c

PAW PATROL X10 (NEW SEASON!!!!!!!!!!)
MON July 10th S10E01 "Pups Save the Wacky Water Skiers/Mayor's Assistant" (Season 10 Premiere)
All times 12:00PM ET/11:00AMc

PEPPA PIG
MON June 5th "Cruise Ship Holiday"
TUES June 6th "Holidays on the Sea"
WEDS June 7th "Tropical Island Day Tips"
THURS June 8th "Sailing Home"
MON June 12th "Swimming Lessons"
TUES June 13th "The Water Park"
WEDS June 14th "The Canoe Trip"
THURS June 15th "Peppa's WORST Vacation Holiday EVER!!!"
MON June 19th "Superheroes Party!"
TUES June 20th "Dinosaurs PArty!"
WEDS June 21st "The Playground Garden"
THURS June 22nd "Peppa Goes Bowling"
All times 9:00AM ET/8:00c

THE REALLY LOUD HOUSE (WTCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
THURS June 1st S01E13 "What's A Mother to REDO?"
THURS June 8th S01E14 "Better Together"
THURS June 15th S01E15 "Home Is Where the Hero Is"
THURS June 15th S01E16 "Spelling and Doorbelling"
THURS June 22nd S01E17 "Sweet Dreams Are Made of CHEESE!"
THURS June 22nd S01E18 "All Fair in Love and Sleepovers"
THURS June 29th S01E19 "SomeBUDDY to Love"
THURS June 29th S01E20 "Little Old Lady HOOOO Has Talent" (Season 1 Finale)
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

SANTIAGO OF THE SEAS
MON July 3rd S02E18 "Lorelai's Worst Family Vacation EVER!!!"
TUES July 4th S02E19 "The Giddy Up Games/The Golden Guitar"
WEDS July 5th S02E20 "Sky Pirates (Part 1 of 2)"
THURS July 6th S02E21 "Sky Pirates (Part 2 of 2)"
MON July 10th S02E22 "The Secret Rooms"
TUES July 11th S02E23 "Little Shrimps = BIG PROBLEMS"
All times 7:30PM ET/6:30c

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
MON June 19th S13E18B "Ride Patrick Ride!"
TUES June 20th S13E19A "Hot Crossed NUTS"
WEDS June 21st S13E19B "The Sir Urchin and Snail Fails Show!"
THURS June 22nd S13E20A "The Friendiversary"
MON June 26th S13E20B "Mandatory Music"
TUES June 27th S13E21A "The Arbor Day Disarray"
WEDS June 28th S13E21B "Ain't That the TOOTH"
THURS June 29th S13E22A "Dopey Dicks"
MON July 17th S13E22B "PLANKTON and the Beanstalk"
TUES July 18th S13E23A "My Friend PATTY"
WEDS July 19th S13E23B "FUNbelievable!"
THURS July 20th S13E24A "Spatula of the Heavens"
All times 5:00PM ET/4:00c

TRANSFORMERS EARTHSPARK (Cable Premiere)
MON June 12th S01E11 "Hashtag #OOPS"
TUES June 13th S01E12 "THe LITERAL Outtakes!"
WEDS June 14th S01E13 "Missed Contacts"
THURS June 15th S01E14 "Security Protocols"
All times 1:00PM ET/12:00c

TROOP DRAGONFLIES (NEW SERIES!!!) (Noggin SVOD only)
MON June 12th S01E01 "Ants"
MON June 19th S01E02 "Turtles"
MON June 26th S01E03 "Birds"
MON July 3rd S01E04 "Flowers"
MON July 10th S01E05 "Stars"
MON July 17th S01E06 "Butterflies" (Season 1 Finale)
All times 3:00AM ET/2:00c

POSTPONED EPISODES
THE SMURFS 2021 REBOOT
MON June 5th S02E10A "Curing Private Timid"
TUES June 6th S02E10B "Smurfette Overdoes It!"
WEDS June 7th S02E11A "Papa Smurf is Leaving the Nest"
THURS June 8th S02E11B "The Stolen Art Portrait"
All times 5:30PM ET/4:30c

This schedule is incomplete and has yet to be finalized

Update: (06/05/2023) More episodes added
Update: (06/19/2023) Schedule completed, added July episodes