Silme Geyser With Technical Difficulties - Paramount+ to Illegally Remove 20 More Nickelodeon Programs on New Years Day 2024

 Oh no, those stupid barnacle heads at Paramount and Viacom have done it again. As another year comes to an end and 2024 is just around the corner, Paramount has made another terrible dick move to remove 20 more iconic Nickelodeon programs from their lineup catalog at the stroke of midnihgt on January 1st.

 Paramount among other companies has been sued and put behind bars for these actions because removing programs from a streaming service your own television company owns the rights to is illegal, but yet they still keep doing this crap just for the hell of it for no reason, disrespecting millions of Nickelodeon fans across the country.

Among the titles set to be removed from Paramount+ following the Times Square Ball Drop with Dick Clark includes:
Abby Hatcher, Fuzzly Catchers
All That (2019 reboot)
Bunsen is a Beast
The Bureau of Magical Things
Butterbean's Cafe
TheFreshBeatBandofSpies
TheHauntedHathaways
HuntersStreet
InstantMom
DreamWorksSKG'sKung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness
Nella the Princess Knight
The Other Kingdom
Paradise Run
DreamWorks SKG's The Penguins of Madagascar
Robot & Monster
Side Hustle
The Substitute
Sunny Day
Tak and the Powers of Juju
T.U.F.F. Puppy

This is only the second Nickelodeon content removal on the network, as 17 other Nick properties have gotten Thanos-snapped from the platform earlier this June, including Star Trek: The Prodigy Generation which Paramount has been sued for cancelling it and with the second season still going ahead unharmed and slated to premiere on Netflix next year.

Like other preschool properties that have gotten removed six months ago, Nick Jr./Noggin favorites including Butterbean's Cafe, The Fresh Beat Band of Spies, Nella the Princess Knight and Sunny Day will be remained available on the Noggin and Nick Jr. apps with zero removals at all whatsoever.

Unlike other content purges/removals that are put into place for no stupid reasons whatsoever, this one is more understandable as Paramount and Warner Bros./Discovery execs Bob Bakish and David Zaslav are currently in early talks to either have one buy or merge both of the companies as one house.

Althought this merger plan is not finalized yet, it's possible that Paramount, Viacom, Warner Bros. and Discovery might ended up being purchased and owned by the Mickey Mouse headquarters of The Walt Disney Company, since Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim and Discovery Channel's programming rosters have recently gotten stolen by Disney+ to make preparations for the new Hulu bundle merger that launches on the Disney+ and Hulu streamers in March 2024.

All 37 Nickelodeon, Nick Jr. and Noggin titles that have been removed from Paramount+ are also still available to buy on iTunes, Google Play and Amazon Prime Video, and watch for free across Dailymotion, Watch Cartoons Online, KimCartoon and Internet Archive.

For more information about the upcoming new titles for Nickelodeon and Paramount+ releasing in 2024, including Rock, Paper, Scissors premiering on February 12th

Nick Jr. Turns Up The Nostalgia Trip Jams With Release of First Face's Music Party Soundtrack Album

Nickelodeon is rocking around the Christmas tree with the release of its first ever soundtrack album for its hit series Face's Music Party, with the complete setlist for the all-new holiday special Face's Holiday Countdown Party, which premiere earlier this week.

In the new special, Nick Jr.'s veterans Chris Phillips, Paul Christie and Cedric L. Williams counts down the top ten things that makes this very merry yuletide holiday season so special. However, Lloyd the giraffe still hasn't got the counting idea right and starts having an addiction to beavers for some reason.

Face and Moose are also joined by Baby Shark's Big Show!, Bossy Bear, Tiny Chef and Dora the Explorer with more Dora content being made in advance for the upcoming new Paramount+ reboot slated to release next April and the first two episodes available now across Noggin, Paramount+ and the Dora x Bubble Guppies YouTube channel.

Track listing
01. Welcome to Face's Music Party (Theme Song) - Ledisi
02. Holiday Countdown Intro
03. It's a Holiday ft. Whoopi Goldberg (from Bubble Guppies S06E04 "The NEw Years Holiday Pirates!")
04. Holiday Faces #10: Snowflakes
05. Different
06. Holiday Faves #9: Decorations
07. Deck The Christmas Tree with Baby Shark's Big SHow!
08. Holiday Faves #8: Dreidels
09. Hannukah, O Hannukah
10. Holiday Beavers???
11. Holiday Faves #7: Food
12. FLip the Potatoes Latke with The Tiny Chef Show
13. Super Silly Christmas Cake with Blue's Clues & You! and The Tiny Chef Show
14. Holiday Faves #6: Santa Claus (this is rigged, Santa is the most important part of Christmas)
15. Santa Flexing (this is illegal for a preschool program, you know!)
16. Feliz Navidad with Dora the Explorer
17. Holiday Faves #5: Holiday Photos
18. Photographs by Ed Sheeran ft. Matthew Cardle (got sued for sampling copyright infringement)
19. Holiday Faves #4: Kwanzaa Kinarra
20. Kwanzaa Lights
21. Holiday Faves #3: Winter Clothing
22. Dogs in a Sweaters
23. Holiday Faves #2: Presents Time
24. Holiday Surprises Rap with Bossy Bear
25. Exactly What You Want
26. Holiday Faves #1: Doing THem All WITH YOU!
27. Holidays with Family

More of Face's Music Party will be released in 2024.
Merry Christmas from all of us here on NIck Jr.! (Brr brr brrr!)

Mickey Mouse Buys Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim and Discovery Channel??? - Disney Launches Beta Testing of New Hulu Channel to Launch on Disney+ in March 2024

 Well it's official. Disney owns Adventure Time now. :(

After the success of the year-long Disney 100 Years of Wonder celebration, Disney has made the impossible dick move. The Walt Disney Company has attempted the stupidity to acquire Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim and Discovery Channel with the beta testing for the Disney+ streaming service's upcoming new Hulu channel set to launch in March 2024.

In a new content deal where Hulu recently got owned by Disney a few years ago and continues Mickey & Minnie Mouse's quest for world domination of quality children's entertainment, the new Paramount and Warner Bros. Discovery deals for the Mouse House hopes to get more subscribers in and to pay more extra prices for the Disney+ bundle tiers which includes Hulu and ESPN+.

The titles available at the beta testing's launch includes
ADULT SWIM
Rick & Morty

CARTOON NETWORK
Adventure Time
The Amazing World of Gumball
Apple & Onion
Chowder
Clarence
Craig of the Creeks
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
OK K.O.: Let'sBeHeroes!
Over the Garden Walls
The Powerpuff Girls
Steven Universe (+ Future)
Teen Titans Go! (the worst Cartoon Network series ever created)
ThunderCats
Uncle Grandpa
Unikitty
We Bare Bears (+ Babies)

DISCOVERY CHANNEL

NICKELODEON
Drake & Josh
Hey Arnold!
Rugrats
The Thundermans

IT'S CHRIIISTMASSSS!!! - Nickelodeon's NICKMas 2023 Programming Highlights

Another year has come to an end and that means loads of Christmas goodies and holiday cheer. Here's Nickelodeon's stocking stuffers for December

THE ADVENTURES OF PADDINGTON BEAR
FRI December 8th S03E14 "PAddington and the Special Visitor/Paddington Celebrates Hannukah"
All times 8:00PM ET/7:00c

AVATAR: THE FINAL AIRBENDER LIVE-ACTION RIPOFF (NEW SERIES!!!) (Netflix only)
After six freaking years of being lazy idiots, the day has finally arrived!
The ALL NEW live action return of Nickelodeon's AVATAR: The Final Airbender is finally here!
Premieres THURS February 22nd on Netflix at 3:00AM ET/2:00c

BABY SHARK'S BIG SHOW! (WATCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
MON December 4th S02E16 "Live from the Saltwater Studios/Sand Crabby"
TUES December 5th S02E17 "FLOW Motion/Fishy Camp Scouts"
WEDS December 6th S02E18 "FINloose/Operation: Ernie"
THURS December 7th S02E19 "Picture UNperfect/The Fishy Friends Talent Show"
MON December 11th S01E20A "The Doctors Drama"
TUES December 12th S01E20B "The White Whales"
WEDS December 13th S01E21A "Sherman in the Middle"
THURS December 14th S01E21B "Smoothies Day"
MON December 18th S02E22A "FINterstellar"
TUES December 19th S02E22B "Goldiefish's Greatest Role EVER"
WEDS December 20th S02E23A "The Deep Dark Daft Punk Disco"
THURS December 21st S02E23B "Fin Barfception"
All times 12:30PM ET/11:30AMc

BABY SHARK'S BIG SHOW: THE MOVIE (WATCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
Baby Shark rips off Home Alone franchise and gets away with it! Candace from Phineas and Ferb wants to ground her and kill her!
The ALL-NEW Baby Shark movie starring Disney Legend Ashley Tisdale makes a big splash onto Nickelodeon, Nick Jr., NOGGIN and Paramount+ on FRI December 8th at 7:00PM ET/6:00c!

BIG HEARTS BELONG (NEW SERIES!!!) (Noggin SVOD only)
MON November 27th S01E01 "Don't Wake Up The Baby!!!" (SEries Premiere)
MON December 4th S01E02 "The CRYING Tyrannosaurus Res"
MON December 11th S01E03 "Games On!"
MON December 18th S01E04 "The Costumes Quest"
All times 3:00AM ET/2:00c

BOSSY BEAR
FRI December 8th S01E19 "Candles with Care/Happy Froofenfroogle!/The Holiday Gifts Swap"
All times 8:30PM ET/7:30c

¡DORA THE EXPLORER: SAY HOLA TO ADVENTURE (NEW SERIES!!!) (Paramount+ only)
Premiering on Nickelodeon, Nick Jr, Noggin and Paramount+ FRI March 15th, 2024!

FACE'S MUSIC PARTY
MON DEcember 11th S02E02 "Face's Holiday Countdown Party"
All times 11:00AM ET/10:00c

GOOD BURGER II
Welcome back to Good Burger, home of the Good Burgers, can we take your oder?!
That will be eight bucks.
30 long years of ALl That and it's all led up to this
All That's Good Burger restaurant reopens after three years
Kenan & Kel, Lori Beth and Josh are back all presented and accounted for
Good Burger 2 releases WEDS November 22nd at 7:00pm ET/6:00c
I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude cause we're all dudes! HEY!!!

HENRY DANGER FORCE
It's Henry Danger's 10th anniversary next year!
New episodes return WEDS January 17, 2024 at 7:00PM ET/6:00c
MON December 25th S03E07 "HEY! Where's Sammy"
WEDS January 17th S03E08 "The DUMBER Force"
WEDS January 24th S03E09 "Don't Go In There!!!!"
WEDS January 31st S03E10 "Bose's Birthday Party"
WEDS February 7th S03E11 "Ray Forgives You"
WEDS February 14th S03E12-13 "The Prophecy Fulfilled!" (Series Finale)

Unfortunately, this batch of episodes marks the end of the hit Henry Danger spinoff as Nickelodeon and the NFL have confirmed during the live broadcast of the Christmas Wildcard Game that the series will be cancelled and coming to an end after the third season

LET'S GET CRAFTY! (NEW SERIES!!!) (Noggin SVOD only)
All episodes posted MON December 4th
S01E01 "Pet Rock"
S01E02 "Zoo Pals"
S01E03 "Nature Portraits"
S01E04 "How to Draw Boogie from Dance Squad"
S01E05 "Nogginville Train"
S01E06 "Snowflakes"
S01E07 "How to Draw Spats from School of YUM"
S01E08 "Handprints Dinosaurs"
S01E09 "Rockets"
All times 3:00AM ET/2:00c

KIDS CHOICE AWARDS ABU DHABI
You've seen this year's slimings in America, now imagine what happens when the USA broadcasts from the Middle East and the United Arab Emirates!
The 2023 Kids Choic Awards Abu Dhabi edition airs New Years Eve SAT December 30th on TeenNick!
Airs SAT December 30th at 7:00PM ET/6:00PMc/4:00PM PT

THE LOUD HOUSE
FRI December 1st S07E13 "Twas the FIGHT Before Christmas"
All times 7:00PM ET/6:30c

NICKELODEON NFL WILDCARD IV
The Nickelodeon and CBS football coverage partnership continues with the fourth annual Wildcard game. The second annual Nickmas game is a head to head match between the Las Vegas, Nevada Raiders and the Kansas City, Utah Chiefs.
Airs MON December 25th at 1:00PM-4:00PM ET/12:00c/10:00AM PT
airing in simulcast across CBS, Nickelodeon and Paramount+
Includes halftime show clip preview of Rock Paper Scissors, premiering February 12th

NFL SLIMETIME
WEDS December 6th S03E15 "Week 14"
WEDS December 13th S03E16 "Week 15"
WEDS December 20th S03E17 "Week 16: Jingle All the PLAYS"
WEDS December 27th S03E18 "Week 17"
WEDS January 3rd S03E19 "Week 18"
WEDS January 10th S03E20 "Week 19"
WEDS January 17th S03E21 "Week 20"
WEDS January 24th S03E22 "Week 21"
WEDS January 31st S03E23 "Week 22"
WEDS February 7th S03E24 "Week 23"
WEDS February 14th S03E25 "Week 24" (Season 3 Finale)
All times 7:30PM ET/6:30c

NICK NEWS WITH JAMIE YUCCAS
WEDS December 20th S03E10 "Christmas Traditions, Kids Paying It Forward, Racecars Phenom and EVEN MORE Video Upload Torture!"
WEDS December 27th S03E11 "Nick News Rewind: The Best of the 2023 Season" (Season 3 Finale)
All times 8:00PM ET/7:00c

PAW PATROL
MON November 27th S10E11A "Rubble & Crew: Charger's Christmas Adventure"
TUES November 28th S10E11B "Pups Save Great Uncle Smiley's Cup"
MON January 8th S10E12 "Jungle Pups: Pups Find the Hidden Jungle"
TUES January 9th S10E13 "Jungle Pups II: Pups Save the Big BIG Animals!"
WEDS January 10th S10E14 "Jungle Pups III: Pups Save the Meerkat Pirates/Humdinger the Hippopotamus"
THURS January 11th S10E15 "Jungle Pups IV: Pups Save a Golden Sweetie/The GIANT Ants"
All times 12:00PM ET/11:00AMc

PEPPA PIG
MON December 4th "Clubhouse Takeaway"
TUES December 5th "Walkie Talkies"
WEDS December 6th "Peppa Pig's Office"
THURS December 7th "What Stupid Dumb Babies Do"
FRI December 8th "Leaves"
MON December 11th "Igloo"
TUES December 12th "Clouds"
WEDS December 13th "Mr. Bull Digs Up the Big River"
THURS December 14th "Little Swift"
MON December 18th "Paper Toys & Games"
TUES December 19th "Grandpa's Robot"
WEDS December 20th "Grandma Sheep Moves In"
THURS December 21st "Cardboard Boxes"
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS (NEW SERIES!!!)
Brace yourself for the CRAZIEST Nicktoon ever created!
Rock Paper Scissors coming next year in the first quarter!
Premieres between January-March 2024!
Premieres MON February 12th, 2024 at 5:00PM ET/4:00c

RUBBLE & CREW
WEDS November 29th S01E19A "The Crew Builds a Christmas Pantomine"
THURS November 30th S01E19B "The Crew Builds a Sled Ramp"
MON December 4th S01E20 "The Crew and Chase on the Christmas Police Case"
TUES December 5th S01E21A "The Crew Builds a GIANT Lemonade Stand"
WEDS December 6th S01E21B "The Crew Builds a Wildlife Bridge"
THURS December 7th S01E22A"The Crew Fixes the Talent Show Stage"
MON December 11th S01E22B "The Crew Builds Musical Instruments"
TUES December 12th S01E23A "The Crew Builds a GIANT Dam"
WEDS December 13th S01E23B "The Crew Builds a Squirrels-Proof Farm"
All times 12:30PM ET/11:30AMc

SCHOOL OF YUM
MON November 6th S03E04 "Lunchables: IT'S PRETZELS!!!!"
MON November 13th S03E05 "Pho"
MON November 20th S03E06 "Stuffing Muffins (BUT I WANNA DIE!)"
MON December 11th S03E07 "Chocolate Salami"
MON December 25th S03E08 "Lunchables Yummy Pretzels AGAIN"
MON December 25th S03E09 "Sweet Maduras"
MON December 25th S03E10 "Mango Paletas"
MON December 25th S03E11 "Brisket Pho"
MON December 25th S03E12 "Chicken Shwarma"
MON December 25th S03E13 "Cheesy Black Beans"
MON December 25th S03E14 "Christmas Pudding Pop" (SEason 3 Finale)
All times 3:00AM ET/2:00c

THE SMURFS 2021 REBOOT
FRI December 8th S02E27 "A Very Smurfy Christmas" (Season 2 Finale)
All times 1:30PM ET/12:30c

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
MON December 25th S14E04 "A Very Patchy Streaming Special"
All times 5:00PM ET/4:00c

SUPER BOWL 58 LVIII
FOr the first time in nearly six decades, the biggest television sports event of the year gets RUINED by getting a preschool and children's television version airing across the Nickelodeon Networks.
CBS' Super Bowl 58 LVIII live from the gambling money and entertainment capital of the world, the glamorous Las Vegas, Nevada airs SUN February 11th at 3:00PM-7:00PM across Nickelodeon, Nick Jr, Noggin, The N, TeenNick, Nicktoons, Nick@Nite, TV Land, NickGAS, NickMusic, NickRewind, NickSports, NickMom,, CBS, CBS Sports, the official Paramount Network, Smithsonian Channel, BET, CMT, Comedy Central, VH1, Showtime Network, Spike TV, Pluto TV and Paramount+.
Airs SUN February 11th at 3:00PM-7:00PM ET/2:00PMc/12:00PM PT.

THAT GIRL LAYLAY ALINA HIGH
WEDS December 20th S02E23 "All I Want for Christmas Is LAYLAY???"
All times 7:30PM ET/6:30c

THE TINY CHEF SHOW 2 (NEW SEASON!!!)
MON November 20th S02E01 "Friendsgiving/Home Movie Night Edition" (Season 2 Premiere)
MON December 4th S02E02 "Tiny Chef's Merry Mish Mash Christmas Special"
All times 11:30AM ET/10:30AMc

THE THUNDERMANS RETURN (Nickelodeon/Paramount+ simulcast)
A one-off reunion of one of Nickelodeon's greatest superhero dramas of all time
The Thundermans Return coming FRI March 15th, 2024! at 7:00PM ET/6:00c

TYLER PERRY'S YOUNGDYLAN
WEDS December 6th S04E13 "Boyz TO Men"
WEDS December 13th S04E14 "What's Popping!"
WEDS December 20th S04E15 "A Very Delivery Van Christmas"
WEDS December 27th S04E16 "The Sleepovers Showdown"
WEDS January 3rd S04E17 "More Viral Videos, More Problems!"
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

WILD WORDS
MON December 4th S01E06 "{QR = Ridiculous"
MON December 11th S01E07 "RST = Teamwork"
MON December 25th S01E09 "WXY = Yet"
MON January 1st S01E10 "XYZ = Zany" (Season 1 Finale)
All times 3:00AM ET/2:00c

Please not that this schedule is incomplete and has yet to be finalized.

Update: (12/25/2023) Schedule completed

NOGGIN Gets An CITV Art Attack With Launch of New Original Series "Let's Get Crafty"

 Try it yourself, a Nickelodeon ripoff of a CITV classic.

Nickelodeon's NOGGIN today has launched its new arts and crafts mini series Let's Get Crafty!, based on the award-winning CITV British children's series of the '90s, Art Attack made famous by Neil Buchanan. Each of the nine two to three-minute episodes follows Molly from Bubble Guppies, Marshall from PAW Patrol and Dora the Explorer as they instruct young children on how to create multiple easy to create arts and crafts projects.

Episodes include
1-01: Pet Rock
1-02: Zoo Pals
1-03: Nature Portraits
1-04: How to Draw Boogie from Dance Squad
1-05: Nogginville Train
1-06: Snowflakes
1-07: How to Draw Spats from School of YUM
1-08: Handprints Dinosaur
1-09: Rocket

The new series and Big Hearts Belong and Let's Get Crafty are just two of the many new uploads for Nogin's Christmas season.