Thursday, June 30, 2022

RIO Dash - PBS Kids To Preniere NEW Logo on Tuesday July 19th

 Well people it’s official. After 23nyesrs, a brand new logo is finally here for the award-winning obs jids cgabbek!

Saturday, June 25, 2022

PLEASE MAKE HIM FUNNY THIS ONCE - NBC Peacock Orders Caillou Reboot

 It's every kid's dream and every millennial fan's nightmare. DHX Media and WildBrain's Caillou is returning for a new series on NBC's Peacock SVOD.

The new sixth season 26 half-hours of 52 11-minute stories follows the continuing adventures of the infamous 4-years-old brat who never gets punished for hisinappropiate actions as he continues the struggles of childhood for his everyday life. The show has been giving terible ratings not because the title character cries and screams a lot, but the REAL reason because his parents do NOTHING to stop him and lets Caillou get away with everything.

Luckilly, according to the North America streaming platform and the Toronto and Los Angeles Hollywood-based production company studios, the new batch of Caillou episodes will be more ACTUALLY GOOD and will actually have Caillou tackiling ACTUAL preschool morals and his parents doing everything they can to get Caillou to SHUT UP AND DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES.

It's currently unknown when the new Caillou content will be released to NBC and Peacock, but we can assume speculations it will premiere around fall 2022 into 2023.

Tuesday, June 21, 2022

Paramount Global Revamps NickJr.com Website for Summer Vacartion

 As cable TV and desktop computers are on their way out and everybody is playing online games and streaming episodes on their mobile devices, it comes as no surprise that Nick Jr's websites have been given a major revamp upgrade. Unfortunately, the new Nick Jr website interface is a bootleg ripoff of the 2018 Nickelodeon website which has little to no games.

All 12 series still remain up on the website, including the recently premiered Face's Music Party and Kids CBC's Canadian import Kiri & Lou which airs in rapid weekday posession on the Nick Jr. channel with all of its first two seasons 42 episodes airing in just two months flat.

The only games stilla vailable on the Nick Jr. website include "REady Set Solve It", "Finding Feelings" and "Super Search". All of the other NickJr.com games have now been migrated over to the NOGGIN SVOD which has uploaded them onto the platform since its rebrand in June 2019.

American Freedom - Nickelodeon's July 2022 Premieres Schedule

 Here's what Nickelodeon ahs got planned for this July

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? 2019
ACT III: THE TALES OF GHOST ISLAND (NEW SEASON!!!)
Submitted for the approval of the 12am Midnight Society
Are You Afraid of the Dark? is back and scarier than ever before
with 4 new tales which are SO EPIC, they're worth dying to watch

SAT July 30th S10E01 "The Tale at Room 13"
SAT July 30th S10E02 "The Tale of the Smells Like Teen Spirit"
SAT AUgust 6th S10E03 "The Tale of the Looking Glass"
SAT August 13th S10E04 "The Tale of the Trip to the Other Side" (Season Finale)
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

WARNING:
The series contains visuals and language
that may be contained unsuitable or inappropiate
for children under the age of 7 years old.
Parent guidance is advised.

BABY SHARK'S BIG SHOW! (WATCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
FRI July 22nd S01E25 "William Manta the News Reporter Fish/Sleeping Like A LITERAL Baby"
FRI July 29th S01E26 "The Lost Jelly/A Coral Dillema"
All times 12:30PM ET/11:30AMc

BIG NATE (Paramount+ only)
New episodes drop in August 2022

BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES
FRI July 8th S06E22 "Blaze the Swimming Pool Lifeguard"
All times 11:30AM ET/10:30c

BLUE'S CLUES & YOU!
FRI August 5th S03E13 "Blue and Little RAINBOW Riding Hood"
All times 11:00AM ET/10:00c

BUBBLE GUPPIES
FRI July 15th S06E08 "The American Ninja Warrior Mountain Rescue"
FRI July 29th S06E09 "The Jawsome Shark Adventure" (Baby Shark crossover)
All times 11:30AM ET/10:30c

THE CASAGRANDES
FRI July 1st S03E14 "THE PHANTOM FREAKOUT!!!"
FRI July 8th S03E15 "Sidekicking Chicken/Silent FIGHT"
FRI July 15th S03E16 "Kicking Some BOTS/Salvador Doggies"
FRI July 29th S03E17 "The WURST Job/The Sounds of MEDDIE"
FRI August 5th S03E18 "Alpaca's Big Fat LIES!!!/The Rockets Plan"
All times 7:30PM ET/6:30c

FACE'S MUSIC PARTY!!!
MON July 11th S01E06 "Sun & Moon/Food, Glorious Food!"
MON July 18th S01E07 "Shaking and Wind"
MON July 25th S01E08 "Dogs and Bass"
MON August 1st S01E09 "Outer Space Party and Circles"
MON AUgust 8th S01E10 "Transportation and Rain"
All times 11:00AM ET/10:00c
NOTE: No new episode over 4th of July weekend

HENRY DANGER FORCE
THURS July 7th S02E25 "Trojan FORCE"
THURS July 7th S02E26 "We Did A BAD THING :(" (Season 2 Finale)
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c
NOTE: Both episode will air in a hour-long block alternate name of "HDF UNMASKED"

KAMP KORAL: SPONGEBOB'S UNDERYEARS (WATCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
FRI July 22nd S01E11 "Wise Kracken/The Squatch Swap"
All times 7:30PM ET/6:30c
New episodes drop on Paramount+ in September 2022 just in time for Back To School 2022-2023 season!

KIRI AND LOU (Nick Jr. Channel only)
FRI July 1st S02E11-12 "No Good Advice/Sugar"
MON July 4th S02E13-14 "Moa's Egg/The BIGGEST FIGHT EVER"
TUES July 5th S02E15-16 "Move Your Bodies Song/Camouflage"
WEDS July 6th S02E17-18 "Being Afraid/WHere's the Honey?"
THURS July 7th S02E19-20 "Wonderful Friends/Who Am I?"
FRI July 8th S02E21-22 "Nonsense Day/SUper Sniffers" (Season 2 Finale)
MON July 11th S03E01-02 "What's Art For Anyway?/The Rainy Day" (Season 3 Premiere)
TUES July 12th S03E03-04 "You're Driving Me Crazy!/A Lesson in Empathy"
WEDS July 13th S03E05-06 "Listen Up!/Breakfast"
THURS July 14th S03E07-08 "The Metorite/The PURPLE Mountain???"
FRI July 15th S03E09-10 "Summer Mornings/The Mighty Forest"
All times 6:00PM ET/6:00c
NOTE: Premieres on Nickelodeon Friday July 22nd at 12:05PM ET/11:05AMc

THE LOUD HOUSE
FRI July 1st S06E13 "Save the Royal Woods!"
FRI July 8th S06E14 "Pups and Buns/Food Courting!"
FRI July 15th S06E15 "Lights, Camera, UNCLEAR REACTION!!!/Save The Final Pants!?"
FRI July 29th S06E16A "A MAJOR Hiccup"
FRI August 5th S06E16B "The LOATHE Boat"
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

MATTEL MONSTER HIGH: THE MOVIE & TV SERIES
The wait is over!!!!
Monster High is coming to Nickelodeon October 6th!

MIDDLEMOST POST 2 (NEW SEASON!!!)
MON August 1st S01E20 "Ranch on the Side/King Cloud VS SMOGzilla" (Season 1 Finale)
TUES August 2nd S02E01 "Parket Gets RICH!/The ULTIMATE Fighting Cloud (Season 2 Premiere)
WESDS August 3rd S02E02 "Parket Gets the Bird/News Anchor Shackleton???"
THURS August 4th S02E03 "Side Hustle ripoff/Burt Talks!"
MON August 8th S02E04 "The UNHAPPY Campers/Leprechauns 2.0"
TUES August 9th S02E05 "Sporty Parker/STOP! HAMMY TIME!"
WEDS August 10th S02E06 "Ariel Becomes The Mayor!"
THURS August 11th S02E07 "THe Box Smushers/Tiedye Eyes"
All times 2:00PM ET/1:00c

MOVIE PREMIERES
SAT July 9th Wonder Park (2019)
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00

NICK NEWS WITH JAMIE YUCCAS
WEDS July 20th S02E06 "Construction, Conversation and Music Compositions"
All times 7:30PM ET/6:30c

NICKELODEON SHORTS SHOWCASE (Nicktoons only)
TUES July 19th S01E23 "Right Where We Belong"
TUES July 19th S01E24 "Flippee Jingle"
All times 11:30PM ET/10:30c

THE PATRICK STAR SHOW (WATCH IT OR ELSE!!! >:()
FRI July 22nd "Nitwitted Neighborhood News/The LITERAL Midseason Finale"
All times 8:00PM ET/7:00c

PAW PATROL
FRI July 8th S08E25A "CAT PACK: Rubble and Wildcat VS A Yarn of a Tale"
FRI July 15th S08E25B "CAT PACK: Skye & Rory FLIP THE BIRD"
FRI July 22nd S08E25C "CAT PACK: Marshall & Leo Save the Ferris Wheel Passengers"
FRI July 29th S08E25D "CAT PACK: Everest and Shade Save the Mountain Goats"
Watch the episode in full half-hour format on FRI August 5th
All times 12:00PM ET/11:00AMc

SANTIAGO OF THE SEAS
FRI July 1st S02E06A "The Whale of a Tale"
FRI July 8th S02E06B "The Pirate Painters"
FRI July 15th S02E07A "The Fruits & Veggies Festival"
FRI July 22nd S02E07B "Abuelo's Treasures"
All times 12:30PM ET/11:30AMc

SCHOOL OF YUM (Noggin SVOD only)
MON July 11th S02E06 "DIY Herbs Garden"
All times 3:00AM ET/2:00c

THE SMURFS REBOOT 2 (NEW SEASON!!!)
MON July 4th "WWI Flying Ace/The TERRIBLE Science Lab Assistant"
TUES July 5th S01E22 "The Order of Merit/SMURFY Mother's Day!" (belated Mother's Day episode)
WEDS July 6th S01E23 "Leaping Lizards!/Newspaper Cover Story"
THURS July 7th S01E24 "Papa Times TWO?!/FAKE Breaking News"
MON July 11th S01E25A "CASAGRANDES, YOU'RE FIRED!!!"
TUES July 12th S01E25B "Mirror, Mirror on the AMOIRE"
WEDS July 13th S01E26A "SMURFING Places"
THURS July 14th S01E26B "The Poetry Slammers" (Season 1 Finale)
MON July 18th S02E01A "Say SMURF for the Camera?!" (Season 2 Premiere)
TUES July 19th S02E01B "Manners DON'T Matter"
WEDS July 20th S02E02A "The Guess Who Would NEVER Leave"
THURS July 21st S02E02B "Where's My Smurfway???"
MON July 25th S02E03A "The Talented Justa Smurf"
TUES July 26th S02E03B "Smurf! Yes Smurf!"
WEDS July 27th S02E04A "Mommy's Masterpiece"
THURS July 28th S02E04B "A Thief AMONG US"
All times 1:00PM ET/12:00c

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
FRI July 22nd S13E10 "Captain Pipsqueak/Plane to SEA"
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

STAR TREK: PRODIGY (NICKELODEON CABLE PREMIERE!!!)
FRI July 8th S01E01-E02 "Lost & Found"
FRI July 15th S01E03 "Starstruck" (rerun)
FRI July 15th S01E04 "The Dreamcatchers"
FRI July 22nd S01E05 "Terror Firma"
FRI July 22nd S01E06 "Kobayashi"
FRI July 29th S01E07 "First CONtact"
FRI July 29th S01E08 "Time Amuck"
FRI August 6th S01E09-10 "A Moral Star"
All times 8:00PM ET/7:00c

THAT GIRL LAYLAY ALINA HIGH 2.0 (NEW SEASON!!!)
THURS July 14th S02E01-02 "Ain't That A YOU SON OF A GLITCH!!!!!!" (hourlong S2 premiere)
THURS July 21st S02E03 "The CHEESEBURGER Games"
THURS July 28th S02E04 "The Beauty Shop Day"
THURS August 4th S02E05 "Alina Gets A Pet"
THURS August 11th S02E06 "The Bear"
THURS August 18th S02E07 "LayLay's Family Reunion"
All times 7:00PM ET/6:00c

THE TINY CHEF SHOW
The TIny Chef joins Nickelodeon in September 2022
AND YOU WILL WATCH AND LOVE EVERY EPISODE
WITH ZERO COMPLAINTS WHATSOEVER

TOONED IN
FRI July 1st S02E17 "Charles VS Julia VS Tori"
All times 8:30PM ET/7:30c

TYLER PERRY'S YOUNG DYLAN GILMER
THURS July 21st S03E02 "How To Kill A Scammar"
THURS July 28th S03E03 "Dylan LITERALLY Blows Up!!!!"
THURS August 4th S03E04 "Dylan and Charlie Take the Day Off"
THURS August 11th S03E065 "The GIfts GRIFT"
THURS August 18th S03E06 "Power Tripping!"
All times 7:30PM ET/6:30c

YOGA FRIENDS 2 (NEW SEASON!!!!) (Noggin SVOD only)
Hosted by Stephanie Wong
MON July 18th S02E01 "Farm Friends Yoga"
All times 3:00AM ET/2:00c

Please note the schedule is incomplete

Update: (06/25/2022) Schedule updated
Update: (07/08/2022) Schedule updated with more episodes
Update: (07/10/2022) Schedule completed
Update: (07/18/2022) Schedule tweaked
Update: (07/23/2022) Put the August episode dates in because why not?

Tuesday, June 14, 2022

More Series Dying This Year?! - Disney Junior Cancels Puppy Dogs Pals and The Chickens Squad; Greenlights Pupsstruction for Season 2 Ahead of Spring 2023 Premiere

 Unfortunately this year, Disney's preschool platforms are at an all-time low.

Disney Jr has cancelled Puppy Dogs Pals and The Chickens Squad after 5 and 1 seasons respectively.

As for one of its 10  upcoming original programs Pupstruction premiering next year, the Mouse House has already greenlit a second season ahead of its Spring 2023 launch date on both Disney Jr cable and the Disney Plus SVOD app channel. This gives creators a new strategy as this show is the latest project in a content deal with Disney actor Harland Williams.

It is currently unknown when the series finale of PDP will air, though we can assume that it will air sometime around August or September of this year.

Pupsstruction is one of 10 all new series for Disney's 2022-2024 content slate of preschool programs, which also includes Eureka! (premiering in eight days) and FireBuds set to release months later this fall, Tiny Trailblazers, Hey AJ., The Kindergarten Musical, RoboGobo, SuperKitties and the recently greenlit STAR WARS: The Young Jedi's Adventures and Morphie set to release in May 2023 and Spring 2024 respectively.

Additional projects for the pipeline include Me & Mickey vlog shorts, a new Winnie the Pooh miniseries, a swashbuckling new Mickey Mouse Funhouse: Pirate Adventure summmer tentpole guest starring Disney-ABC's Full House superstar John Stamos and new seasons of Alice in Wonderland's Bakery and MARVEL's Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends, which Stamos will voice the role of IRON MAN, a Marvel role made famous by MCU veteran Robert Downey Jr.

Friday, June 10, 2022

Disney and Pixar Ready Next Movie Elemental in June 2023

 With Buzz Lightyesr releasing one week from today there’s another flick Disney and Pixar currently have in the works

Sunday, June 5, 2022

Nickelodeon Acquires Rights to "Kiri & Lou" To Premiere Next Monday at 6pm ET/PT

This summer will be a Great White North vacation of prehistoric proportions. Nickelodeon has just acquired the US broadcast and streaming rights to Kids' CBC's prehistoric Canadian children's program Kiri & Lou (Seasons 1 & 2, 52 x 5-minutes episodes, 13 half-hours). The show will debut on the Nick Jr. channel and Noggin SVOD on Monday June 13th at 6pm ET/5c. The third season (42 episodes, 11 half-hours) bringing the episode count to 94 5-minute episodes (19 half-hours) will drop later this year.

Produced in Australia and New Zealand by London-based production studio CAKE Entertainment, the new series follows the whimsical worlds of Kiri a fiesty dinosaur and Lou a more timeless creature whos a bit shy as they embark on one of the weirdest friendships in children's television history. Together, these two unlikely prehistoric playmates embark on new fantastical adventures in their magical world.

The first two episodes (4 5-minute stories each) will air on Monday June 13th and Wednesday June 15th with the remaining episodes airing in the coming months. The series will also be available to stream via the Noggin SVOD which subscriptions will be 90% off with a purchase of 99¢ subscriptions for the first two months of Noggin SVOD for new subscribers over the summer.

Kiri & Lou is the recent Canadian acquisition for Nick Jr's lineup and one of eight new programs for Nick Jr. and Noggin's 2022-2023 ccontent slate. Other titles include Face's Music Party which dropped Friday, The Tiny Chef Show, Hamsterdale for 2022 and PAW Patrol spinoff focusing on Rubble, not one but two reboots of Dora the Explorer one for preschoolers animated and a live-action bootleg for older children aged 6-11 years old and adaptations of beloved children's books series Bossy Bear and HexVet all slated to roll out in 2023 as well as the Blue's Clues & You! Broadway musical and feature length movie coming out in September and November 2022 respectively.

For more information on Kiri & Lou, visit www.CBCKids.CA