Netflix Brainwashes Parents with New Cocomelon TV Series Coming in November 2023

StoryBots,  Ryan's World, Baby Shark, Tiny Chef, CKN Toys and Lucas the Spider, the six major children's YouTube preschool videos accounts that have gotten the glory of becoming their own cable television series. And now, the most subscribed one is about to receive a simmilar fate.

Netflix has confirmed that Cocomelon, the 166 million subscriber YouTube abomination phenomena that is one of the few accounts to have bring shame and disgrace on parents and social media critics for many generations to come, will be getting its own television series (AND YOU WILL BE WATCHING EVERY SINGLE EPISODE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT)

The new series, Cocomelon Lane (Season 1, 24 x 7-minute episodes) is slated to premiere on the platform on Friday, November 17th, 2023 at 9:00am ET/PT. In the new series, the young children continue their voyage of singing the cringiest children's songs and the world's most popular nursery rhymes earworms as they frollic around in their beautiful city where they live in.

This isn't the first nor the last time Cocomelon has been given the bucket on the cable television market. Last year, Nickelodeon shamelessly ripped this off with a Cocomelon bootleg of its own, with the more famous and professional Blue's Clues & You! Nursery Rhymes (2 seasons x 51 five-minutes episodes).